are reminiscent of 1970s TV annuals or kids magazines like "Look-In" ?
And not worthy of serious consideration ?
I've thought this for a while, but 3 rather overdone examples pushed me over the edge
YANBU - self explanatory
YABU - actually I quite like it as news needs to be presented as if it was the cover of a Ladybird book (No slur on Ladybird books - they taught me to read).