People are going on like a nigh-on 10 year old Tiguan is a fire-breathing behemoth
No we're not.
This country (and I'm lifelong British) has gone completely nuts when it comes to cars.
People on this thread seriously think a new driver in their 20s should be driving a Tiguan and that it's a perfectly viable car, that they should be entitled to own.
If it was viable, the OP @WaterfallGlitter6 wouldn't even have to create the thread - she wouldn't even notice the insurance cost coming out of her pocket.
Sadly for all the SUV fanatics on this thread, it is NOT viable really. The OP is having to do multiple searches, mental gymnastics etc to justify it.
There are actually other car types which exist for people with busy lives and requirements to transport lots of folk.
A Touran (same manufacturer) is cheaper, 10 insurance bands lower, better fuel economy, and less likely to be stolen.
It just doesn't look as "cool".
An Octavia would sit people comfortably (why is it one of the most popular taxi brands?!) and has a HUGE boot. It also sits several insurance bands lower, better fuel economy, less likely to be stolen.
Again, it just doesn't look as cool.
I think this thread becomes tiresome where some folk think car model first, then insurance second, and try and complain that insurance should be cheap whatever you buy.
It's why we see so many young folk in absurdly expensive car models, because their parents love the "safety factor" of an SUV (hint: saloon, hatchback and estate cars were safe before SUVs!) and the style points.