Mumsnet Salad

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https://youtube.com/shorts/HVFk8ZsoNsc?si=FHlTlLH3HH3zqMmt

Do you reckon she’s a Mumsnetter with her dedication to salad.

If you work out the calories in the oil, you've still got to do a fair bit of exercise. There's no point in me having a salad, I need a third of a bottle of mayonnaise.

Don’t forget “generous with the oil”.

I appreciate the size of the bowl though.

And mayonnaise is good of the gods.

Do you reckon that most Mumsnetters know where the Chat forum is?

@JacquesHarlowCame here for golden comments just like that.

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Actually she's a complete amateur - my Massive Mumsnet Salad has at least three times the ingredients. I've already invested in my Annual Salad Chicken which lasts me a summer as a salad ingredient.

But she has no less than FIVE different colours!!!

Your chicken only lasts one season??? Pathetic.

That would be exhausting to eat.

@whereswilson A lot of jaw action.