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Lloyd Christmas haircut

34 replies

TonyMammoth · 08/03/2026 14:14

What's with this being fashionable? It looks terrible. Wayne Rooney's son has it, along with a bit of billy goat fluff on his chin. Whoever told people it is a good look needs their eyes testing.

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EvangelineTheNightStar · 08/03/2026 14:17

No image?!

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Notmymarmosets · 08/03/2026 14:21

I hate it, but it's been done well and it's not me he's trying to impress!

EvangelineTheNightStar · 08/03/2026 14:22

He looks totally ai!

TonyMammoth · 08/03/2026 14:28

It's everywhere! I've seen loads of kids with it, and the broccoli/cauliflower perm seems to be vanishing.

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falalalaa · 08/03/2026 14:28

Brains of a shrimp

Badlands1 · 08/03/2026 14:40

Its like the legoman hair that clips on

pokemoan · 08/03/2026 14:43

Badlands1 · 08/03/2026 14:40

Its like the legoman hair that clips on

This, the curly mop was so much better

pokemoan · 08/03/2026 14:44

It’s a Friar haircut!

murasaki · 08/03/2026 14:45

Yep, the 'meet me at McDonald's' cut looks better than the 'scally Phil Foden' cut.

BubbleFree · 08/03/2026 14:45

It reminds me of my brothers Action Man that had moving eyes and gripping hands 🤣

WeirdyBeardyMarrowBabyLady · 08/03/2026 14:49

falalalaa · 08/03/2026 14:28

Brains of a shrimp

Also a 16 year old boy

BellaTheDarkOverlord · 08/03/2026 14:54

Action man I thought too

Lloyd Christmas haircut
Ohwhatfuckeryitistoride · 08/03/2026 14:58

Ahahahahaha《deep breath》 hahaha aaaah!
What an utter balloon.

EvangelineTheNightStar · 08/03/2026 15:02
Mullet Dog Haircut GIF

Bring back the laugh emoji!

6namechange3 · 08/03/2026 15:06

Horrible mocking of a child 😞

Bobbie12345678 · 08/03/2026 15:11

What a horrible post. It is just a haircut. I suspect you probably had a haircut others didn’t love at some point. If you don’t like it just move on. How miserable do you have to be in your own life to try to shame a 16 year old.

WhatAPavalova · 08/03/2026 15:22

T'was ever thus. Do you remember curtains, Justin Bieber haircut, wings, burst fade?

It's just a sign you are getting old.

TheRealLillyAllenVerifiedAccount · 08/03/2026 15:32

It's all about mullets here. Proper red neck mullets, not the modern style.

A few people are going for the Tommy Shelby look too which I guess is a bit like Lloyd Christmas.

Parsleyforme · 08/03/2026 15:32

It looks like halfway between Lego man and a bowl cut to me. Not a fan, I preferred when the kids were getting perms on top!

A quick google tells me it is called a low fade "Caesar cut" and was inspired by Julius Caesar. But I think it looks like people are trying to copy Black hairstyles (like Michael B. Jordan, but I'm sure there are footballers and basketballers who are more relevant). And white men's hair has to be brushed forward to get those clean lines on the front

TheRealLillyAllenVerifiedAccount · 08/03/2026 15:34

WhatAPavalova · 08/03/2026 15:22

T'was ever thus. Do you remember curtains, Justin Bieber haircut, wings, burst fade?

It's just a sign you are getting old.

Boys with curtains were "phwoar" (as Just17 would say). I rewatched Party of Five as an adult and realised that boys with curtains spent 90% of their time brushing their hair out of their eyes!

TonyMammoth · 08/03/2026 16:14

Bobbie12345678 · 08/03/2026 15:11

What a horrible post. It is just a haircut. I suspect you probably had a haircut others didn’t love at some point. If you don’t like it just move on. How miserable do you have to be in your own life to try to shame a 16 year old.

No, actually, I didn't. I've seen a lot of people with the haircut. This boy is just an example. I only posted an image because someone asked. It is not designed to mock a child.

And no I'm not miserable, thanks for asking.

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Boomer55 · 08/03/2026 16:19

falalalaa · 08/03/2026 14:28

Brains of a shrimp

Takes after his dad and mum then. 😂

6namechange3 · 08/03/2026 16:45

Boomer55 · 08/03/2026 16:19

Takes after his dad and mum then. 😂

Wagatha Christie couldnt possibly have the brains of a shrimp. She also got really good grades at school!

murasaki · 08/03/2026 16:47

6namechange3 · 08/03/2026 16:45

Wagatha Christie couldnt possibly have the brains of a shrimp. She also got really good grades at school!

She's not stupid but he supplied half the dna.... it'd take Marie Curie crossed with Mary Beard to counteract Wayne.

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