Could someone, anyone with money adopt me

[thequeenoftarts]

I swear I can cook, clean, love you any which way ya want lol. Love your pets until they pass, no kids tho please..Just ffs there must be someone who wants to leave me lots of money for any reason

i know the feeling: a lovely bag of £500,000 GBP would be much apricated

YANBU. Being poor is so boring 😩

I could but you'd have to wait another 50-60 years to get inheritance.

Honestly, guys have a friend who has come into a surprise inheritance from distant family member. It would be lovely. Think Im off to frequent the local nursing homes haha