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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
Freya1542 · 05/03/2026 20:32

OwlBeThere · 05/03/2026 20:19

What difference does it make if it’s a young woman, an old woman, a transwoman or a
man? There are men that grow breasts. Surely the stance we take with this is if it’s not your body it’s not your business? And that doesn’t matter if she’s young and pretty or old and ugly or anything else.

ok

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 05/03/2026 20:34

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

Was she teaching with her top off?

Translatethedog · 05/03/2026 20:35

I have tiny breasts so would make a great teacher I really wouldn’t

Pedallleur · 05/03/2026 20:35

Is Bad Teacher on TV tonight? Also what is the cut off point for teaching and breast size? Are you expected to get them out at interview?

Daisymay1000 · 05/03/2026 20:35

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

What does her chest size have to do with you or anyone else for that matter? Does that affect her ability to be able to teach a child

TheOpalReader · 05/03/2026 20:36

Let's hope the poor teacher doesn't catch you ogling her breasts and ask the head to have a word with you.

Hallywally · 05/03/2026 20:36

You’re so unpleasant Oona- I imagine you with a cat’s bum
mouth. You come across a typically judgemental mean Daily Mail reader. 🤮

funrunsunday · 05/03/2026 20:40

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

Are you policing big bottoms too?

Or just large breasts?

I think you need a little reality check. This woman could be a phenomenal teacher. I don't think anything else matters?

What is inappropriate is passing on this kind of body judgment.

Any chance you and sister are just a bit..... jealous?

babasaclover · 05/03/2026 20:45

Hallywally · 05/03/2026 20:36

You’re so unpleasant Oona- I imagine you with a cat’s bum
mouth. You come across a typically judgemental mean Daily Mail reader. 🤮

Are daily mail readers mean or just the OP? I know Mumsnet hate the mail but unsure if mail readers are also considered mean

AmythestBangle · 05/03/2026 20:48

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

What is your definition of "ridiculous"?

BraOffPjsOn · 05/03/2026 20:49

climbintheback · 05/03/2026 20:19

Years ago my sons swimming teacher had huge real boobs and he had to swim out and show how he would rescue her floating on her back - he was 10 it was hilarious I think she had a reduction on the NHS.

Oh this has just brought back memories of training to a lifeguard and people trying to do this exactly!
That and trying to find swimming costumes which aren’t indecent - still an issue for proper swimming!

CornishYarg · 05/03/2026 20:49

And this is one of the reasons I had a breast reduction...people thinking it was appropriate to stare, make comments and laugh just because I had (real) 34K boobs

NormasArse · 05/03/2026 20:50

If they’re tattooed, they’re ok. No visible nipple piercings though.

Submarinara · 05/03/2026 20:52

AmythestBangle · 05/03/2026 20:48

What is your definition of "ridiculous"?

I want to know this too.

Loub1987 · 05/03/2026 20:58

AfraidToRun · 05/03/2026 20:16

My grandmother had natural G cups.. although she kept her massive knockers in the post office like a responsible person.

Where is the laughing response emoji!? 😂

sharkstale · 05/03/2026 20:59

LlynTegid · 05/03/2026 18:20

Whilst I wish no one had such surgery except after cancer or other illnesses that led to a masectomy, it does not make them inappropriate as teachers.

Why do you wish that, may I ask?

BruceAndNosh · 05/03/2026 21:00

Is the teacher male?

TittyGajillions · 05/03/2026 21:02

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 20:14

This was a sincerely started thread. I thought her boobs were ridiculous, particularly in an educational environment. Clearly most people disagree with me.

I totally agree, no one in an educational environment should have anything bigger than a 30AA.

BraOffPjsOn · 05/03/2026 21:03

user3398721 · 05/03/2026 18:31

I'd start by calling the police non-emergency number, OP (101). Then write to the head teacher, your MP, the secretary for education and Starmer.

Actually I think OFSTED is the only option here.
There can be a deep dive in her chest…

BraOffPjsOn · 05/03/2026 21:04

TittyGajillions · 05/03/2026 21:02

I totally agree, no one in an educational environment should have anything bigger than a 30AA.

Brilliant!

Can I be medically retired with full pension in my 30s?

Hyperfix8d · 05/03/2026 21:17

No. The only problem is people sexualising a woman’s body as if she should be hidden away. Raise children to understand bodies come in all shapes and sizes and it doesn’t mean anything other than exactly that.

mamabeth · 05/03/2026 21:33

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HortiGal · 05/03/2026 21:41

@mamabethwhat a vile comment

BadLad · 05/03/2026 21:46

Every post this OP ever makes is utterly ridiculous and stupid. This thread is no exception.

Elisirdamour · 05/03/2026 21:47

I have huge boobs (not fake) and now I feel a bit crap. People can be so judgemental.

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