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To think it is inappropriate for a teach to have big fake boobs?

668 replies

OonaStubbs · 05/03/2026 18:16

I picked my niece up from school today and saw her with my own eyes, my sister and her husband have spoken about her in the past. IABU to think this is appropriate in a school with impressionable young children?

OP posts:
Laurmolonlabe · 07/03/2026 18:05

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:11

I have only seen her once but apparently her boobs increased in size and shape a few months ago so so they are definitely fake.

The thread is about teachers in general, not this specific teacher. Should their be a minimum moral standard for teachers to follow or is what they do to their body and what they do outside of work their own business and none of everybody elses?

It's a slippery slope calling the morals of teachers into question.
Having a breast enhancement does not equal loose morals, personally I would be more offended if the teacher had lots of tattoos- but this also doesn't signal loose morals.
As long as a teacher shows good morals to the kids they can spend all weekend at the Torture Garden as far as I am concerned. What are you afraid of?

Submarinara · 07/03/2026 18:55

How does having fake boobs equate to “loose morals”?

Joanderic · 08/03/2026 03:15

Minimum moral standards? Since when was breast size, natural or enhanced, a moral issue? The only moral issue I see here is the judgement by OonaStubbs.

sashadjas · 08/03/2026 18:29

I think you are unreasonable for being so transparently ridiculous. You have zero proof. Whether fake or not, your obsession with boob size is the problem. Not the boobs. Grow the feck up.

MaIeficent · 08/03/2026 18:59

😆😆😆

lizzyBennet08 · 08/03/2026 21:05

Why stop at teachers op? Medical staff deal with kids so absolutely their body choices should be policed as well, Dentists, after school workers , dinner ladies.. let's make a list,

Bitsandbobs2 · 09/03/2026 07:41

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:26

I am not a teacher so it doesn't matter.

It does matter. If cashier at Asda has big boops, it can distract your child too....
You're being ridiculous, jealous and bi*chy. I would pay £100 to see schools response, ahahaaaaaaaaa. I'm pretty sure your husband has completely different opinion and will volunteer for school pick ups.

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 09/03/2026 08:17

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:11

I have only seen her once but apparently her boobs increased in size and shape a few months ago so so they are definitely fake.

The thread is about teachers in general, not this specific teacher. Should their be a minimum moral standard for teachers to follow or is what they do to their body and what they do outside of work their own business and none of everybody elses?

Why are breast enlargements immoral?

Boomer55 · 09/03/2026 08:20

My friend has an enormous bust - they might look fake, but they’re natural. 🤷‍♀️

WalkDontWalk · 09/03/2026 08:53

OonaStubbs · 07/03/2026 11:11

I have only seen her once but apparently her boobs increased in size and shape a few months ago so so they are definitely fake.

The thread is about teachers in general, not this specific teacher. Should their be a minimum moral standard for teachers to follow or is what they do to their body and what they do outside of work their own business and none of everybody elses?

Hang on. You think fake boobs are immoral?

What moral concept do they stray from?

TheIceBear · 09/03/2026 08:55

Teachers are entitled to get a boob job if they want . The same as anyone else . It’s absolutely none of your business.

MusicMakesItAllBetter · 09/03/2026 18:18

DameOfThrones · 05/03/2026 18:22

You should read her thoughts on WLI

"Shooting up drugs"

🤣🤣

Edited

WLI?

MusicMakesItAllBetter · 09/03/2026 18:18

WalkDontWalk · 09/03/2026 08:53

Hang on. You think fake boobs are immoral?

What moral concept do they stray from?

This.

And how do you not know that it's not reconstruction surgery???
What then @OonaStubbs

WalkDontWalk · 10/03/2026 09:17

WalkDontWalk · 09/03/2026 08:53

Hang on. You think fake boobs are immoral?

What moral concept do they stray from?

@OonaStubbs

Seriously, how is this a moral issue?

OonaStubbs · 10/03/2026 09:36

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

The boobs are definitely not reconstruction surgery. I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

OP posts:
BauhausOfEliott · 10/03/2026 09:40

OonaStubbs · 10/03/2026 09:36

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

The boobs are definitely not reconstruction surgery. I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

So what?

ImFinePMSL · 10/03/2026 09:45

OonaStubbs · 10/03/2026 09:36

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

The boobs are definitely not reconstruction surgery. I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

Please piss off with this misogynistic bullshit.

I’m cringing for you. This poor teacher, you sound utterly obsessed with her and her breasts.

Oasl · 10/03/2026 09:46

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

you as a family member can teach that, as you have a bad example to point towards, you and your family judging someone on their looks. Teach your niece not to do that.

SpainToday · 10/03/2026 09:59

OonaStubbs · 10/03/2026 09:36

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

The boobs are definitely not reconstruction surgery. I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

I had my implants done because I wanted to feel better about myself. I went from an A cup to a D cup, I tend to dress conservatively at work and I don't think anyone has ever noticed.

When I started puberty, I developed normally, but with very little up top, and always looked and felt out of proportion. It had nothing to do with attracting men, and everything to do with how I felt about ME. It felt like corrective surgery, rather than a cosmetic enhancement, if that makes sense.

Implants do not always equate to Katie Price.

Missj25 · 10/03/2026 10:10

OonaStubbs · 10/03/2026 09:36

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

The boobs are definitely not reconstruction surgery. I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

I find you very hard to take seriously & your fucked up way of thinking being honest, or are you actually just winding everyone up ????

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 10/03/2026 10:20

OonaStubbs · 10/03/2026 09:36

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

The boobs are definitely not reconstruction surgery. I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

Surely teachers should be teaching bodily autonomy? And if primary school children are even noticing, that's worrying.

HighLadyofTheNightCourt · 10/03/2026 10:27

OonaStubbs · 10/03/2026 09:36

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

The boobs are definitely not reconstruction surgery. I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

There is so much wrong with this.

Not all women are trying to be attractive to men.

Being/wanting to be attractive to men, women or both doesn’t mean you can’t also be professional.

Having large boobs (natural or otherwise) doesn’t mean you aren’t professional or a good teacher.

JHound · 10/03/2026 10:35

What a deranged opening post.

puffyisgood · 10/03/2026 10:39

No small number of women have uneven sized boobs. I'd be interested to know what OP thought of someone who was quite big on one side but more like average on the other? Maybe someone in that position should be allowed to teach primary but not secondary?

INeedAnotherName · 10/03/2026 10:42

OonaStubbs · 10/03/2026 09:36

Surely teachers should be teaching their pupils that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

The boobs are definitely not reconstruction surgery. I will be collecting my niece from school every Thursday for the foreseeable future so I will be no doubt seeing this teacher every week.

Surely teachers parents should be teaching their pupils children that women should be taken seriously as professional people and not just for their looks and their attractiveness to men?

Yes, I agree with this revised statement. PARENTS. Looks like yours did an absolute crap job of parenting you Oona.

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