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[Arlanymor]

My mum: ILoveCats.AlsoDidIMentionILoveCats?C8t5!

My dad: WHEREISMY_PUTTER?1945

Wherearemy_keys69.

Whatisfordinner58
Toomuchdairy89
Doilookokorfat65
layoff63

OhAreYouUnwellMum?WhyDontIJumpOnYouKneesFirstWithoutWarning

Dd aged 17 - Imsoskint
Dd aged 14 - Canyoudropmeoff
DH - aged 49 - playinggolf_again
Me - hot_flush71

great thread thank you

Ds aged 20 ....myglassesarebroke
Ds aged 17....wheraremyshoes
Me..... whydoialwaysfallasleepinthechairandwakeupwithacrickinmyneck
🤣😄😄😄

My sister would be Iforgot. She once failed to tell me my niece was off school ill and I nearly burst into tears at school pick up time when the teacher said she hadn't been in school that day. She has always plaintively wailed this as her get out clause.

My niece - mylifeslikeamusical. One minute she's talking, the next she's bursting into song.

My Mother - illhidethesefromyourfather. Reference to Fortnum and Mason truffles I occasionally buy her.

My partner - Idontcareimdiabetic. No need to explain but he has a sweet tooth.

My cat - Imnotgettingoffthetable

Oh love, I laughed and simultaneously sighed at the same time! Sending you tiger balm/voltarol vibes!

BuminyourFace (cat 1)
ClawsinyourLap (cat 2)
IsItDinnerTimeYet? (Dog, and actually everyone else, now I think about it)

Ds1… doyouwanttohearafunfactaboutlego
ds2…. Noooooooooooo!!
dh… haveyouseenmy

DS JustAMinute
DD OoohBees
DH CanIGetYouAnything

DH: NoYouNeverToldMeThat
DH: ICantFindIt
DH: SorryMyStupidAlarmThatINeverGetUpToWokeYouUp Actually he wouldn't even think of that one

Amazing! Oh I am going to throw my goddaughters into the mix off the base of your brilliant contribution…

GD1: ShyGirl2007NOTREALLYSHYWANTOBEANACTRESS!
GD2: Whattttevvvvaaaaaaaaaaaa

😄😄 omg thank you, its a long night for me 😫

Moanyoldgit
AgeingUberNerd
WishIwasNormal
That'sJustMe
RedWelliesRed
Biddle

DM - diditellyouaboutsheila.
DH ilikelager
DS oneboxofcerealperday
DSIS 1 considerablyricherthanyou.
DSIS 2 deafasapost

Every time I see you’ve posted on here I go to your post because you’re just such a fab person! Normal, funny and real!

Oh @Arlanymor 🥺 thank you 🙂

And I think the exact same thing about you 🥰❤️

Could you two just get a room?

Dh:Imjustgoingtotellyouallthedetailsofmybowelhabitswhetheryouwanttoknowornot
Ds:Iwouldvedonethewashingupandbroughtmywashingdownbuteitheriforgotorwastootired
Ds:myexcusefornotdoingthewashingupisthesameasds
Dh:WhyshouldIwashupasImagirlanddemandequalrightstoexcusesnottodoit

Oh and dsis: ImluckytohaveasisterwhoisthesamesizeasmeasIcanborrowherclothesstill

DS: LookAtThisAncientCarOnAutotraderDoYouWantToKnowAllAboutItCosImGoingToTellYouAnyway
DH: IveGotHalfATonOfCompostComingTomorrowWillYouHelpMeMoveItMyBackIsPlayingUp
DDog: IDONTKNOWWHATIWANTIMJUSTSHOUTING

DM: What'sTheWordI'mLookingFor?

DP: ICouldEatSomething (every time I ask "are you hungry?")

DC1 IfMumStaysOnMumsnetTooLongILeanOverAndTryToPressHerLaptopOffButton

DC2
ImKevinTheYoungAdultNowNotKevinTheTeenagerButMumIsStillSoUnfair

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