I'm currently sitting in an international airport in the USA, and first we had English Craig(?) who was talking extremely loudly to someone, so now we know his parents live in Southampton, but he's on his way to St Louis, and we know his mother feeds him lots of brocoli, and he doesn't have diabetes. AND had the fucking cheek to say "I've been told I'm being loud" when asked by the waitress to keep it down
He's now stopped, guess what, some American lady is now talking to her whole fucking family on loud speaker!!!
We came in here because it was quieter....
(Nc because I may have ranted in rl)