I have just read the 'This is how we do it's column in The Guardian, like I do every week. I know it's meant to attract readers and so can't be dull but this week's is particularly absurd (involving dungeons) and stands out amongst a pretty ridiculous crowd.
AIBU to think that it would be really very amusing if they just printed a regular one, just once. Rather than threesomes or fetish gear, a couple went on there and the bloke went 'Actually I fancy her sister but she won't have me so I just close my eyes and think of her' whilst the wife goes 'To be honest he hasn't satisfied me since 2017 but I can't afford a divorce'.
I have already written in with a solo entry revealing that 'how I do it' is about twice a week with a seven year old vibrator, and my greatest sexual treat is when I don't have to muffle the sound of it's motor with my duvet cos the DCs are out. Not sure why they haven't printed it.