To think it’s odd that my colleague said this

[Oddcollegue]

There was chocolate on a seat in the office he announced he couldn’t sit there as he would have a chocolate bum. Aibu to think at work you quickly clean it and carry on with your day

I wouldn't deep it.
Just a light hearted comment

I think you are overthinking it and making something out of nothing.

It sounds quite innocuous to me

I think he didn't react exactly as you imagined you would react. That doesn't mean he behaved oddly.

What an overreaction (you, not him).

I'd call 101 and, without wishing to worry anyone, hope that they could instruct a covert SWAT team (or the SAS, whoever is available first) to come and remove the 'said chocolate', remove it to a safe place and subject it to a controlled explosion.
(But I can be a bit dramatic, BUT one can't be too careful these days...) 😰

Are we talking about a piece of chocolate that could be put in the bin or was it melted?
Was this a fabric seat of a plastic/leather chair?

The answers to the above matter.

There was in unwrapped piece of chocolate on a chair? Why?

If it was wrapped I would just move it. If it wasn't it would have rubbed into the chair or my clothes so no I wouldn't sit on it. Not would I clean it up if I didn't put it there.

But I wouldn't dwell on the subject of someone else's reaction to it either.

This has got to be one of the most overthought posts I’ve ever read on here and the bar is low. Its a nothing burger.

If it was melted/hardened chocolate into a seat then I wouldn’t sit on it either. Cleaning it you can’t always tell if it’s totally gone if it’s a dark or patterned chair. If there was other seats I would have sat somewhere else. I don’t see what the issue is?

Your response to this is very strange

Your colleague isn’t the odd one here.

Can’t believe people are actually replying to this

Grow up

I wouldn't have sat on it, probably wouldn't have said chocolate bum but almost certainly would have said ifnI sit on that I will look like I shit myself

Surely whoever had chocolate on that seat should clean it up.

Hes not BU to not want to sit on a dirty chair or clean up after someone else.

No different to you posting on the same thread.

I had to read your post a few times, thinking I’d missed something. Why on earth are you giving it head space?? I wouldn’t sit on a chocolate seat either. Even if he cleaned it, it would be wet.