This was in the Popbitch newsletter - Jeffrey Esptein had a house manual (linked here):
https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00724539.pdf
(He required to have his coffee cup warmed every day).
Epstein had a specific “J.E.E. Muffins” recipe and staff were instructed to transport his “muffin mixture” around the world with him. He was awoken every day with one of these muffins (always warmed in a microwave) on a silver tray .
Someone has made muffin using the recipe (it has bran and flax seeds so is very fibrours) here and they review it
https://thelacaniangroupchat.substack.com/p/reviewing-the-jeffrey-epstein-bran?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
The conclusion: "But I’d give them a 3.5 out of 5 and might even voluntarily make them again? Obviously if you are constipated from being a massive nonce and riding charter jets all the time this makes sense as a go-to."
I am probably unreasonable but there is a part of me that wants to try to make them but I have no idea why. They don't look nice or sound nice.