To be concerned about Jamie Oliver's kitchen

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I love Jamie. Wont hear a word against him

But I grow more and more 'concerned' (I like this word more and more these days, everyone has 'concerns' about something and this is mine) about his kitchen and his handling

Poor Jamie does not seem to have many bowls and spoons

He mashes up things on a wooden board with his hands

He scrunches things with his hands, no spoon available

He chops and bashes things with the wrong implements, like the bottom of a glass or something

Tonight he mashed potato on a chopping board and now scrunching up mince potato and carrot with his hands.

Then with his mincey hands he moves the bowl, touches this, touches that. No tea towels either.

Here he goes again right now, layering all his chopped veg on the worktop. Directly on it

No plates available again I see Jamie.

I suspect that Mary Berry has secret blacksmithing skills because we ended up using a hammer and makeshift anvil in the shed.

I think he is a very lucky man because he has clearly come to an arrangement with his energy suppliers that he can have all the energy he wants for free, so when he puts stuff on to cook he doesn’t have to factor in the energy costs of the meal.

“ I have costed out the price of this inch of fresh ginger and this single spring onion, but the forty minutes the food takes to cook/ the six gas burners I am using on my stove/ the kettles of water I am boiling all come completely free thanks to my good friends at Free 2Me Energy”

Nigella Lawson is a bit gross as well. Licking her fingers, then dipping them into this and that! And those revolting moans and lip smacking noises. I've often wished she'd just take her chocolate mousse somewhere private and have at it

Jamie has never been the same since Uncle Roger turned him into a meme 😌

He is estimated to be worth £200 million or so.
He doesn't deserve that. He campaigned to take away Turkey Twizzlers and chocolate cake. Tried to ruin childhood for a generation!

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Is that the same Jamie Oliver whose company went bankrupt owing £80 million to his creditors?

https://cpa.co.uk/jamie-oliver-took-5-2m-from-business-prior-to-collapse/

I won a wooden spoon last week for coming last in a pub quiz, maybe that might be an option for him?

mashing potatoes on a board must make an awful mess, especially when added to the nuts that have gone everywhere
All we can think is thank goodness he is not still doing school meals bring back turkey twizzlers

The first time I made bread I mixed the dough on a board like Jamie says, instead of in a bowl like normal people. Me and my kitchen ended up looking like that Indian festival where they throw paint at each other.

Jamie bishes, bashes, boshes everything because he knows someone else will clean the mess when he is doing these programmes.

Bet he uses bowls and spoons like a normal person when he is not presenting.

Im dead. 😂😂😂

I’d pay yo be the one who does it.

in our town, when his restaurant closed down, McDonalds moved into that building. DP is convinced that McD’s just did it for the bantz.

This happened to me following his instructions to make pizza dough, I made the well in the middle poured in the liquid which gushed all over my lovely new kitchen all down the cabinets. I will never not use a bowl again!!!

I'd be delighted to get a Mac's near me.

I went off Jamie when he managed to get sweeteners put in everything. Who’s his paymasters?

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Agree, hands all over the food is a bit ick to me. Makes me feel like I wouldn’t want to eat it. Which I think psychologically is not an ideal outcome for a cooking show.

that was the final straw for me. All the fake sweeteners give me headaches and or stomach aches and or the runs. Worst 24 hour's of my stomachs life was when i chugged an ice cold bottle of lucozade and didn't realise it was the new recipe.

Most people don’t even realise.

Yes, I can’t drink any soft drinks any more. I really miss a proper glass of cold pop on a hot day.

fever tree or bottle green are ok