To be angry no one has invented a robot duster yet

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TorridAntelope · 29/01/2026 12:59

Wtf, techbros, the hover technology surely exists now

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DeanStockwell · 29/01/2026 21:09

InMySpareTime · 29/01/2026 13:52

We can’t have a slinky robot vac because men are gross. The words “can suck at both ends” 🤢

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EWWWWW ! but ugh you are probably right 🤢.

DeanStockwell · 29/01/2026 21:14

DeanStockwell · 29/01/2026 13:47

Phooy I can't find it , but it's on bbc sounds somewhere.

I also want a robot vac for the stairs, something like a slinky but that can suck at both ends

Hive Mind by Simon Bovey - BBC Sounds

2019. The bee is extinct. Can new technology provide the answer?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/b00t1wcn?origin=share-mobile&partner=uk.co.bbc

Happyher · 01/02/2026 12:10

“We come from dust, we return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It might be someone I know!”

Quote from some witty person

ScreamingInfidelities · 01/02/2026 12:17

Never mind that, where is my fucking jetpack??? Why am I still getting stuck in traffic jams, weren’t we all meant to be flying by now?

roses2 · 01/02/2026 12:24

You mean a robot like this? 😂

Upstartled · 01/02/2026 12:44

roses2 · 01/02/2026 12:24

You mean a robot like this? 😂

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🤣 Oh man, I'm never going to get my robot housekeeper.

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