To need to ‘deflate’ after a large meal.

[TileOneBrown]

I’d really like to give up smoking. However if I have a big greasy meal I need to deflate afterwards by having a large can of Coke, burping excessively and then smoking a cigarette to finish that combo of perfection.

It gives a level of satisfaction that I cannot otherwise achieve.

Stop having large, greasy meals?

Vaping is better than smoking.. at least you can gradually reduce the nicotine dose…I’d get that too after a fish supper and fizz and have to walk in fresh air to keep it in!

Onslow? Is that you?

Smoking helps you fart/burp? Who knew.

Perhaps you could get someone to hold you over their shoulder and burp you like a baby.

Yuck to every part of your combo.

Reduce your portion size?

Erm... Perhaps stop eating large greasy meals?

You sound like the perfect house guest

Sexy.

well done OP, I’ve read some pretty ick things on here, this is a clear winner:

this gives me the boak

As they say, you do you. 😳

Ugh. All of that, ugh.

Amazing!

What other things have you tried?

There are some things we don’t need to know.