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Donald Trump fought so far behind the front line that he didn’t even leave home

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PurpleCyclamen · 23/01/2026 23:54

I am livid about Donald Fart saying our troops fought ‘a little off the front line’ in Afghanistan. We lost hundreds of soldiers and even more were terribly injured and are still suffering today.
He dodged the draft for the Vietnam with some highly questionable bone spurs.
He said Americans have never asked NATO for anything, whereas they are, in fact, the only country to have invoked Article 5 in NATO.

Credit where credit’s due though: no one is asking for the Epstein files to be fully released anymore.

Putin must be loving all this…

IABU - Donald would have loved to have fought in Vietnam but unfortunately his heels would have made him too sore.
IANBU - Donald is a draft dodger

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TommyAtkins · 23/01/2026 23:58

YANBU. Trump can go fuck himself

Boomer55 · 24/01/2026 08:01

He’s a loud mouth coward. Added to which, an intelligent brain cell would die of loneliness in his head.

I expect Putin is loving it, but then he would have expected nothing less from his little orange puppet. 🙄

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