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If you could add a zero?

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FlayOtters · 22/01/2026 18:42

Shamelessly posting here for traffic - interesting hypothetical question came up at a work event last night:
"If you could add a zero to any number in your life, what would it be?"
I eventually settled on my salary but answers ranged from 'number of languages I can speak' to 'number of years I'll be alive' and 'number of weeks annual leave I get'
So.... where would your 'zero' go?

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Planner2026 · 25/01/2026 19:29

To the balance in our retirement savings - we’re empty-nesters, three years away from retirement.
Work would be ditched immediately
We’d buy a little bolt hole near to where our kids live so we could ‘visit’ them and help without actually staying with them or putting them out.
We’d treat the family to a lovely holiday, all together, once a year and just generally treat them and help make life sweeter.

TeamToeBeans · 26/01/2026 07:41

Womenopausal · 25/01/2026 16:27

@YouveGotNoBloodyIdea please could you explain what you mean by add zero versus add a zero, as I don’t understand!

Taking it as adding a zero on the end, theoretically mine would be months left to live.

@YouWillNeverGuessMyUsername I don’t think “every single person is focused on money at all”. Mine is a hard choice, I could add a zero on my life expectancy but realistically adding a zero on my savings would benefit my DC hugely so if was not theoretical I would probably actually choose this for them.

I was struggling with this too but I think I’ve figured it out.

If you say “add zero” it’s a sum, so 8+0=8

If you say “add A zero” you’d write 80.

Other posters feel free to correct me if I’ve misunderstood 🙂

TheNinkyNonkyIsATardis · 26/01/2026 08:10

PistachioTiramisu · 22/01/2026 19:21

Sorry I really don't agree. I used to think having money was everything and would make everything easier and nicer, but I have since inherited from my parents and another relative, and I would rather have them back than the money. In addition, health issues mean I can't even spend the money doing nice things such as great holidays. Health is the most important thing of all, believe me.

Money can buy you health.

I have used my health benefits at work to get dietician advice when the NHS was rubbish, physio, personal training, a chef to cook you nutritious and healthy food.

We should NEVER underestimate how money can be used to add choices to your life.

Though I'll be lazy and copy a PP - weeks of annual leave.

With 60 weeks of annual leave, it would actually boost my salary 10% automatically as they'd have to sell it back to me each year, so I'd be paid to do nothing. With annual salary increases added, the result would be a very nice package indeed. I wouldn't need to retire at 55 as planned, so my pension would be much bigger.

The only possible other choice for me would be to years of life expectancy if it was under 5 and I was under 80.

tobermoryisthebestwomble · 26/01/2026 08:25

I like the amount of houses I own. Currently one, and I don't want to move. But I was visiting a relative yesterday and I felt so sad about where she lives. The area is terrible, unsafe and her house is damp. She can't work because of ill health and doesn't really have any options. Also my sibling is going through a divorce, and to take the stress out of it by being able to give the family a house would be massive. I've got late teen and young adult kids, one at home and one at uni. They could have a house each to get them started.
My mum retires next year and doesn't pay her mortgage off for another 4 years. I'd give her a house. I'd keep one for a seaside bolt hole, or maybe a trendy city apartment for weekends away. Then 4 to sell which would more than cover the tax bill. Or i could rent at reasonable prices to families in need.

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