"I'll have an iced black Greenlandio, please"

[SpanThatWorld]

Back when the "coalition of the willing" was starting an unwinnable war in the Middle East, France declined to be part of the shitshow adventure. As a result, our thin-skinned friends renamed chips "freedom fries".

Now that the US plans to declare war on all of its allies, should we find a new name for my favourite coffee order.

Down with Americanos!!

What shall we rename them?

OMG I love this! Greenlandio is perfect.

am up for this (although sadly always order a cappuccino!)

We could just shift the pronunciation a bit -- to 'America! NO!', spoken as you would if a decrepit smelly old dog was flumping his front paws on the table to steal someone's dinner.