To want a lanyard thing for idiot mittens for ME

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Do they exist? Had anyone bought?
or is there another solution ?

Erm what?

Pardon???

What is an idiot mitten?

Your cat?

For ME as in YOU or ME the condition? Where do idiots mittens come into it?

Myalgic encephalomyelitis?

If you mean a string so you don't lose your gloves or mittens, I suggest either sewing a cord or crochet chain to each cuff and threading through the arms of your coat

Do you mean like the line of wool mums used to attach to mittens and thread through your coat arms when you were a child so you didnt lose them?

Sew some elastic on them?

I still have a pair of gloves on elastic for when I’m out n about for work and take them on and off a lot.

Or mitten clips?

Think the OP is referring to the string that goes, or used to go, up the arms and round the back of the neck and down the other arm in toddlers coats to keep them from being lost. Never heard them called idiot before, though

But what has that got to do with lanyards for ME? Lanyards are already on a string and it doesn't need to go down any sleeves. Intrigued...

She means a string (or lanyard which is a rope used to secure something?!) to secure her own gloves in her coat, like a child would have but for me rather than for a child.* *

Go to a haberdashery or similar shop. Maybe Amazon. Check supermarket too.
Buy elastic. Usually comes wound around a card.
Measure length between one sleeve end, across the back, looped through coat loop thingy and down other sleeve adding a bit extra.

Cut ‘lastic and sew each end to gloves.
Im sure by now, if you do that, you’ll know what to do next.

Mitten clips! I've got some from mountain warehouse, but there's loads on amazon

A lanyard like the ones people wear in an office?

I’ve got mittens on elastic through a coat like a child.

Just ordinary elastic from the haberdashery.

Just stitch them to a cord long enough to thread through both sleeves and across your back. Brilliant idea, why shouldn't adults do this?

You could just get a long piece of string to attach to them and feed through your coat sleeves, like the one you get for toddlers.

Have you been drinking, OP?

I didn't know mitten clips were a thing, I need some!

May be something like these glove wrist straps I bought on Vinted for my grandsons skiing trip.

Sorry. Yes. To thread through

ooh I'll look at the clips

Ooh. Yes. Amazon !

https://amzn.eu/d/b2e7tIm