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To be grateful to have discovered the mumsnet name board before having my children and giving them “stripper names”

249 replies

Krystalmethany · 06/01/2026 13:46

Well excluding my first child who is male so thankfully has a very generic boy name.

But the names I liked for my girls thank god I mumsnet searched them first 😂 there are some brutal opinions on here that I suppose people are thinking irl but too polite to say to your face.

Mumsnet saved my kids from having stripper names or methhead trailer trash names

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FleurDeFleur · 06/01/2026 16:35

honeylulu · 06/01/2026 16:30

I have known a Sapphire and a Crystal and they were both lovely (and I thought the names were pretty not trashy).

I once knew a stripper/escort who had the unremarkable name of Paula. And a burlesque performer called Lisa (different stage name though!)

Unfortunately I named both my kids before discovering mumsnet and finding that i had given them "dog's names". Oh well, Fido and Rover don't seem to mind that much.

I'm sure they don't. Plus it's easy to get collars with their names on.

Dragonscaledaisy · 06/01/2026 16:37

takealettermsjones · 06/01/2026 14:15

Well sure, but I live in a no-nonsense northern town and I don't think Crystal or Sapphire would even register as strange really... Ottilie or Clementine absolutely would, though!

That's funny - I've always thought Clementine must be a popular northern name because several of the people I know with that name are very northern.

OscillateItsTitsALot · 06/01/2026 16:39

My DS apparently has a “naughty boy” name according to MN name boards.

I wouldn’t go on these boards for advice, otherwise you’d only ever call your children Amelia, Emily, James or Oliver ( lovely names but apparently the only inoffensive ones in existence).

The Hugo thread was bloody funny though

ladygindiva · 06/01/2026 16:40

Garroty · 06/01/2026 14:00

The only stripper I know is called Sarah 😄

The only one I know is a Sophie 🤣

Lunde · 06/01/2026 16:40

Bikergran · 06/01/2026 15:07

Because some parents choose to use "nicknames" or short forms instead of full names, actually registering them as Lizzie, Charlie, Archie, Billy etc.

But what you claim as "nicknames" have existed as names in their own right for hundreds of years

FleurDeFleur · 06/01/2026 16:42

OscillateItsTitsALot · 06/01/2026 16:39

My DS apparently has a “naughty boy” name according to MN name boards.

I wouldn’t go on these boards for advice, otherwise you’d only ever call your children Amelia, Emily, James or Oliver ( lovely names but apparently the only inoffensive ones in existence).

The Hugo thread was bloody funny though

Currently, this board seems to favour Wren and Audrey, which I think are awful names.
(Apologies to anyone who has chosen those, just my opinion)

OscillateItsTitsALot · 06/01/2026 16:43

FleurDeFleur · 06/01/2026 16:42

Currently, this board seems to favour Wren and Audrey, which I think are awful names.
(Apologies to anyone who has chosen those, just my opinion)

Audrey?!
Good grief!

I did snicker slightly at a thread the other day from a woman torn between calling her DD either Lorraine or Glinda 🤣

takealettermsjones · 06/01/2026 16:44

Dragonscaledaisy · 06/01/2026 16:37

That's funny - I've always thought Clementine must be a popular northern name because several of the people I know with that name are very northern.

Wow really! I've never met one. I always raise an eyebrow when I see it on here (which is a lot!)

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 06/01/2026 16:45

Tryagain26 · 06/01/2026 16:28

In P&P her real name is Elizabeth Lizzy is her nick name. I'm not sure if Kitty is Kitty or Katherine though

Catherine

FleurDeFleur · 06/01/2026 16:47

OscillateItsTitsALot · 06/01/2026 16:43

Audrey?!
Good grief!

I did snicker slightly at a thread the other day from a woman torn between calling her DD either Lorraine or Glinda 🤣

I think that was a wind up! Sadly, Wren isn't.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 06/01/2026 16:47

LikeWhoUsesTypewritersAnyway · 06/01/2026 16:26

Nice attempt at being cool and edgy Wink but NO-ONE is going to immediately think of a song that didn't even make the top 60 in the charts 50 years ago, (that 99.9% of people have never heard,) by a band most people under 65 have never heard of.

EVERYONE is going to think TAYLOR SWIFT.

Sorry and all that. 😆

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🎵 You dug me out of my grave
and saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia! 🎵

Grin

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Edited

Pretty sure people will be reading and watching Hamlet for many centuries to come. That's by far the most obvious association with Ophelia.

Dragonscaledaisy · 06/01/2026 16:48

takealettermsjones · 06/01/2026 16:44

Wow really! I've never met one. I always raise an eyebrow when I see it on here (which is a lot!)

Oh that's interesting. In my head, I imagined it might be a name serving staff in big houses would have had in years gone by. Just goes to show how wrong I was! MN is an educational experience. 😂

Allisnotlost1 · 06/01/2026 16:48

KitWyn · 06/01/2026 14:02

I laughed too. But there is evidence that having an unconventional (misspelled or random word) name can be disadvantage. Certainly for jobs.

Be honest. There are four CVs in front of you as a possible temp just for a week's holiday cover:

  • Anna Bodwin
  • Maya Mehta
  • Lizzie McKay
  • Kryystle Kane

Who do you instantly think, nope? Though she might be fantastic in person. Children can be very cruel and recruiters will have their biases.

And this is why we have name blind CVs/recruitment.

Teddleshon1 · 06/01/2026 16:50

One of the most useful aspects of Mumsnet is that you can garner honest opinions that people would never utter to your face. As painful as it might be on occasions!

Koolandorthegang · 06/01/2026 16:51

Turmerictea · 06/01/2026 13:58

😂 I'd not heard the expression but I totally get what they mean.
My own name is a trashy name... no one has ever thought I was a stripper/page 3/playboy bunny

I was however concerned with my DD having a "love island name" 😁

Montana?

DysmalRadius · 06/01/2026 16:51

LikeWhoUsesTypewritersAnyway · 06/01/2026 16:26

Nice attempt at being cool and edgy Wink but NO-ONE is going to immediately think of a song that didn't even make the top 60 in the charts 50 years ago, (that 99.9% of people have never heard,) by a band most people under 65 have never heard of.

EVERYONE is going to think TAYLOR SWIFT.

Sorry and all that. 😆

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🎵 You dug me out of my grave
and saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia! 🎵

Grin

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Edited

I bet I know what people associate your name with... 😉

Allisnotlost1 · 06/01/2026 16:54

PrizedPickledPopcorn · 06/01/2026 15:11

I don’t like it when dogs have people names! Jemima and Henry are not dog names. I love the name Toby, but someone else named my dog Toby. I also love the name Martha, which someone nicked for a cat!

I love people names for pets, and I know Cat called Martha.

CaitieCat · 06/01/2026 16:57

Not stripper names, but my son's name is regularly on here being suggested as a girl name. My daughter doesn't have a "proper" name, according to mumsnet. We gave her the "nickname" version only, because we simply didn't like any longer versions of it and had no plans of ever calling her anything other than the "nickname". So for example, we just called her Alex, not Alexandra (not her real name but that's the gist of it). Apparently she'll now have no options as an adult.

TibetanTea · 06/01/2026 17:05

takealettermsjones · 06/01/2026 16:29

You can - in some subjects you can do a four year undergrad with masters in England, which gives an honours result for the whole thing. My DH has one.

Oh okay - I stand corrected!

Eyeshadow · 06/01/2026 17:05

I hate shit like this.

Poor kids getting judged by grown adults based purely on a name.

Its usually classism and racism, which would be bad enough to judge adults by but laughing at and judging kids is vile.

I’m a teacher and I have never judged a child on their name.
Hopefully the grown adults that do do not work either kids or vulnerable people.

KindaExtraordinary · 06/01/2026 17:11

I hate the snobbery but I do know what you mean. There is a solicitor working adjacent to me at the moment with a “made up” name and it does draw comments. My boss on being introduced to her said that her parents didn’t reckon on her having a career in law and in fairness to her she agreed and said that she hates it.

researchers3 · 06/01/2026 17:12

Krystalmethany · 06/01/2026 13:54

Chantelle, crystal, destiny etc. There was more but I’ve forgotten. Thank god my first child was male or he’d have been lumbered with a name that teachers apparently see the list and dread meeting the child

😁

Charlize43 · 06/01/2026 17:21

One day your daughter will thank you for not being named Lacey Lola or Imelda Gobbles...

MrsAvocet · 06/01/2026 17:22

Well according to Mumsnet, all my children have dull, boring and common first names. I quite often see my elder son's name mentioned in threads where someone is getting castigated for picking an unusual name and someone supports them by saying "Well at least it's better than calling him something totally bland like X".
We picked it because it's a name that has been used in my family for multiple generations. We like it and don't really care what other people think, but it amuses me somewhat that the number of other boys we ever met throughout his entire chilldhood with this boring, bland and oh so common name is precisely zero!

X123x321X · 06/01/2026 17:31

There were always names like this. When I was in school nearly sixty years ago, the "fashionable" girl's names were Sandra, Sharon, and Michelle. The boys were Gary.