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To be shocked that not even one y4 child knew the meaning of the word velvet?

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Utterlybananas333 · 01/01/2026 17:09

My sister is a teacher in a South London primary school, she is a year four teacher of around 30 8 to 9-year-olds. She was recently describing her disbelief over the fact that not a single child knew what velvet meant? There were some crazy guesses, and lots of children who thought it was cake (probably relating to red velvet). Is it just the fact that children and adults don't talk anymore? That nobody reads anymore? Or even watches educational TV programs? Would your child know?

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Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 19:47

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 03/01/2026 11:27

I can’t help wondering how many MNers ever buy or cook turnips!

They go very nicely in a vegetable soup or lamb stew, but hardly a very popular vegetable in the U.K. nowadays. Shame, because it’s locally grown, seasonal, and keeps very well, even just a half in the salad drawer.

I read not long ago that until fairly recently they were pretty much shunned in France, since during WW2 turnips were one of the few foods left to them by the invading Nazis. But lately I’ve seen plenty in French supermarkets.

In Scotland we call swedes “turnip”. Do you mean white flesh ones or orange flesh ones?

Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 19:49

AgnesMcDoo · 03/01/2026 11:51

If they are Scottish they will be very familiar with turnips. 🤣 it’s a staple food up here. Goes with our haggis or mince and tatties.

We are having it with our steak pie tonight.

😋

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 03/01/2026 19:51

Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 19:47

In Scotland we call swedes “turnip”. Do you mean white flesh ones or orange flesh ones?

The white ones. They are less easy to find than the orange-fleshed swede.

Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 19:53

GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER · 03/01/2026 19:51

The white ones. They are less easy to find than the orange-fleshed swede.

I call the orange fleshed ones “turnip”. I love it actually. Putting some in my soup I plan making tomorrow.

Raiseaglassforeverynote · 03/01/2026 19:54

Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 19:47

In Scotland we call swedes “turnip”. Do you mean white flesh ones or orange flesh ones?

Are the yellow turnips/swedes called neeps? Or are the smaller white turnips known as neeps? Or both? And is the term neeps commonly used in Scotland?

Sorry for the interrogation! Just something I‘ve idly wondered about in the past 😅

Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 20:05

Raiseaglassforeverynote · 03/01/2026 19:54

Are the yellow turnips/swedes called neeps? Or are the smaller white turnips known as neeps? Or both? And is the term neeps commonly used in Scotland?

Sorry for the interrogation! Just something I‘ve idly wondered about in the past 😅

I call the orange ones Neeps 😊. And yes it’s a common word. On Burns Night we have haggis. neeps and tatties

AgnesMcDoo · 03/01/2026 20:23

Raiseaglassforeverynote · 03/01/2026 19:54

Are the yellow turnips/swedes called neeps? Or are the smaller white turnips known as neeps? Or both? And is the term neeps commonly used in Scotland?

Sorry for the interrogation! Just something I‘ve idly wondered about in the past 😅

I call the white ones turnip or neeps and the orange ones swedes

Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 21:08

AgnesMcDoo · 03/01/2026 20:23

I call the white ones turnip or neeps and the orange ones swedes

I do the opposite!

Scorchio84 · 03/01/2026 21:44

Sharptonguedwoman · 02/01/2026 20:04

Fawn not dawn

& we're back to deer! 😆The first time I remember heard the word fawn being used a colour was on an Irish kids TV programme called "The Den" with Zig & Zag, Zig used to always say he was fawn not blonde 😆I. I doubt my son would know it as a brown colour though, just baby deer

ensayers · 03/01/2026 21:50

Sure kids dont wear velvet, but its not just clothing...what about "these curtains feel like velvet" or granny has velvet cushions etc
Not a single child from a whole class, yes that surprises me!

scalt · 03/01/2026 22:02

Is "The Enormous Turnip" no longer a classic fairy tale?

And do no teenagers watch re-runs of Blackadder? "Baldrick, do you have any ambition in life apart from the acquisition of turnips?"

GusGloop · 03/01/2026 23:20

eastegg · 03/01/2026 16:08

Velvet wouldn’t need to ‘feature prominently’ for the word to be used. I’ve kind of made this point in the post you’ve quoted. It could easily be used descriptively about lots of things.

I have a 9 year old boy and I get what that poster meant. A sentence like "the girl had a velvet ribbon" just wouldn't be in any of his books. He reads books that include words like super-sonic and kerpow. The last little chapter book he read was the minecraft movie book, funnily enough minecraft is a game where you can build out of all sorts of materials, but not velvet. He's heard of oxidised copper though and terracotta due to that game.

mrpenny · 04/01/2026 00:00

Supergirl1958 · 03/01/2026 17:08

@mrpenny and I also didn’t say teaching vocabulary was scary, I said it’s scary how basic we have to go and yet despite low attainers on entry still have to achieve higher percentages of children meeting age related expectations, which I suspect you knew too!

Hmmm….yes, I teach ETFS too so quite aware of that issue. I maintain that your post, as I read it, implied that having to teach vocab explicitly was scary which is plainly a bizarre statement from a teacher. Nothing mean about it…Anyway, have it your way

AmateurDad · 04/01/2026 00:05

What was the title, and why was it funny?

AmateurDad · 04/01/2026 00:07

scalt · 03/01/2026 22:02

Is "The Enormous Turnip" no longer a classic fairy tale?

And do no teenagers watch re-runs of Blackadder? "Baldrick, do you have any ambition in life apart from the acquisition of turnips?"

What????!??

Raiseaglassforeverynote · 04/01/2026 00:28

Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 21:08

I do the opposite!

Well, that’s cleared that up nicely then 😂

Differentforgirls · 04/01/2026 07:25

Raiseaglassforeverynote · 04/01/2026 00:28

Well, that’s cleared that up nicely then 😂

🤣

InterestedDad37 · 04/01/2026 07:30

Differentforgirls · 03/01/2026 19:47

In Scotland we call swedes “turnip”. Do you mean white flesh ones or orange flesh ones?

Not just Scotland, I grew up in London, and we called the orange ones turnips. I didn't know the word swede till till I went to secondary school, and never saw a white (actual) turnip till I was about 15.

Redpeach · 04/01/2026 07:39

AmateurDad · 04/01/2026 00:07

What????!??

Blackadder was very funny

Mymumsthebest · 04/01/2026 08:40

My year 1 kid reads a lot. She said velvet was a type of soft fabric you use to make clothes. Some other words people have mentioned, she said: turnip= a big type of vegetable, handkerchief something people used to blow their nose on in the olden days.

scalt · 04/01/2026 09:00

Try your children on this word: perambulator!

It's used in Roald Dahl's Danny the Champion of the World. Perhaps we need a thread of big words, which were once everyday words, to test our children's vocabulary.

Supergirl1958 · 04/01/2026 09:07

mrpenny · 04/01/2026 00:00

Hmmm….yes, I teach ETFS too so quite aware of that issue. I maintain that your post, as I read it, implied that having to teach vocab explicitly was scary which is plainly a bizarre statement from a teacher. Nothing mean about it…Anyway, have it your way

You maintain all you like, you’re wrong! Amazing how reading something online can be interpreted how you want to suit your own agenda. Pretty interesting considering you’ve been teaching for the best part of 40 years!

Have a great start to the New Year!

Americasfavouritefightingfrenchman · 04/01/2026 09:44

eastegg · 03/01/2026 16:12

Why would it need to be used frequently? It could be used once to describe, say, an animal’s fur, and stick in the child’s mind.

I’m only really saying that reading widens vocabulary, and this is especially going to show with words that aren’t encountered so much in everyday life, just like this one.

Yes but then the kids still wouldn’t necessarily know it was a fabric. My 9 year old reads extensively and has a wide vocabulary ofbut when asked she said she thought it means soft like velvety. So she will have come across it somewhere but not in the context of it being an actual fabric. I think using it to describe an item of clothing/furniture and it being clear it’s talking about a fabric type vs describing how something feels won’t be that common. Knowledge of any single word amongst a cohort of 25-30 kids isn’t demonstrating anything really. As an example both my kids have read the Harry Potter books which definitely have a mention of velvet dress robes and still haven’t remembered that specific word. They do on the other hand remember lots of ridiculous stuff like the names of the spells and they would most likely say a galleon is a coin vs a sailing ship even though they definitely know about it being a sailing ship as we’ve visited more than one including the golden hind.

Americasfavouritefightingfrenchman · 04/01/2026 09:44

eastegg · 03/01/2026 16:12

Why would it need to be used frequently? It could be used once to describe, say, an animal’s fur, and stick in the child’s mind.

I’m only really saying that reading widens vocabulary, and this is especially going to show with words that aren’t encountered so much in everyday life, just like this one.

Yes but then the kids still wouldn’t necessarily know it was a fabric. My 9 year old reads extensively and has a wide vocabulary ofbut when asked she said she thought it means soft like velvety. So she will have come across it somewhere but not in the context of it being an actual fabric. I think using it to describe an item of clothing/furniture and it being clear it’s talking about a fabric type vs describing how something feels won’t be that common. Knowledge of any single word amongst a cohort of 25-30 kids isn’t demonstrating anything really. As an example both my kids have read the Harry Potter books which definitely have a mention of velvet dress robes and still haven’t remembered that specific word. They do on the other hand remember lots of ridiculous stuff like the names of the spells and they would most likely say a galleon is a coin vs a sailing ship even though they definitely know about it being a sailing ship as we’ve visited more than one including the golden hind.

mrpenny · 04/01/2026 12:52

Supergirl1958 · 04/01/2026 09:07

You maintain all you like, you’re wrong! Amazing how reading something online can be interpreted how you want to suit your own agenda. Pretty interesting considering you’ve been teaching for the best part of 40 years!

Have a great start to the New Year!

I think you’ll find that’s the essence of this ‘ conversation’ to be fair!!

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