...to think that Santa was a Hell's Angel when young?

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It's just a feeling I get about the old bugger.

AIBU?

YABU - he was Billy Bob Thornton

How do you know that?

Judging by the speed his sleigh was shifting on NORAD last night, I'd imagine he's definitely got a fair few points on his license.

That makes so much sense 🏍️🎅

No hells angels are in fact santas elves living among us! They are his secret spies for his naughty list

Ooh YES! That makes far too much sense for it not to be true! How dare they spy on us? I am going to duck down when I see a motorbike from now on!

Exactly. Who better than to get round everyone than a former Hell's Angel? I bet those reindeer aren't exactly innocent either.