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Was i unreasonable to boot this evil old bid out of my way this morning?

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minouminou · 11/06/2008 10:40

There she was, creaking along on her crutches, and there's me, racing to nursery so I can get to my incredibly important job.....and she's in my way!
So I kicked her crutches out from under her, booted her prone body into the gutter, despite her whinging about her hip, and went along on my merry way.
So, guys, tell me, AIBU?
And should i do it again tomoz?

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TheArmadillo · 11/06/2008 10:41
Disenchanted · 11/06/2008 10:41


minouminou · 11/06/2008 10:42

Disenchanted.....have a look elsewhere in AIBU and it will become clear.

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Dropdeadfred · 11/06/2008 10:43

v good

kayzisexpecting · 11/06/2008 10:43

Whats the point?

fryalot · 11/06/2008 10:44

can I accuse you of trolling?

YeahBut · 11/06/2008 10:45
minouminou · 11/06/2008 10:47

Yeah, go on then.
Your trolldar has improved slightly, as I am, in fact, for them wot's not noticed, pissing about for no purpose other than the fact that my incredibly important job's very dull today.

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madcol · 11/06/2008 10:47

Should have rubbed her nose in dog poO whilst you were there.

minouminou · 11/06/2008 10:47

There was some broken glass..........

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fryalot · 11/06/2008 10:48

in that case....

feck off, troll

minouminou · 11/06/2008 10:51

Anyway, DP does the nursery run in the am............

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TheDullWitch · 11/06/2008 10:57

You should have ripped up her free bus pass and disabled sticker too. Who does she think she is!!

theBOD · 11/06/2008 11:34

should have just knifed's quicker,more dignified and more energy efficiant.

TenaciousG · 11/06/2008 11:39

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VinegarTits · 11/06/2008 11:41

What are you doing walking to nursery? i would have just run her over in my 4x4

minouminou · 11/06/2008 11:55

I can't drive, so have to make do with my enormous 3-wheeler Jericho juggernaut Quinny.
Otherwise....the streets of north Oxford would be like Grand Theft Auto set in a retirement village

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alittleone2 · 11/06/2008 11:57

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bratnav · 11/06/2008 12:00

Aaargh, I cannot find the other thread, someone pleeeease link it, I am terminally bored at a temp job today

BabiesEverywhere · 11/06/2008 12:03


minouminou · 11/06/2008 12:15

"in front of, like, loads of my mates...."
does the word "mates" have a rising inflection?
i bet it does

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BouncingTurtle · 11/06/2008 12:36

Miniou - I hope you nicked her pension, the old scrounger - we're paying for that!

minouminou · 11/06/2008 12:47

Oh, I'm FAR too busy and important to go rifling through her pissy pockets.

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catsmother · 11/06/2008 14:31

So long as you remembered to say "Good day" to her as you departed merrily, I wouldn't worry about it .......

madamez · 11/06/2008 14:32

COuldn't you have whipped out your pocket chainsaw and chopped her into nice fillets for the freezer? I believe Cath Kidston do an adorable twiggy gingham one....

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