Was i unreasonable to boot this evil old bid out of my way this morning?

[minouminou]

There she was, creaking along on her crutches, and there's me, racing to nursery so I can get to my incredibly important job.....and she's in my way!
So I kicked her crutches out from under her, booted her prone body into the gutter, despite her whinging about her hip, and went along on my merry way.
So, guys, tell me, AIBU?
And should i do it again tomoz?

WTF?

Disenchanted.....have a look elsewhere in AIBU and it will become clear.

v good

Whats the point?

can I accuse you of trolling?

Yeah, go on then.
Your trolldar has improved slightly, as I am, in fact, for them wot's not noticed, pissing about for no purpose other than the fact that my incredibly important job's very dull today.

Should have rubbed her nose in dog poO whilst you were there.

There was some broken glass..........

in that case....

feck off, troll

Anyway, DP does the nursery run in the am............

You should have ripped up her free bus pass and disabled sticker too. Who does she think she is!!

should have just knifed her.it's quicker,more dignified and more energy efficiant.

What are you doing walking to nursery? i would have just run her over in my 4x4

I can't drive, so have to make do with my enormous 3-wheeler Jericho juggernaut Quinny.
Otherwise....the streets of north Oxford would be like Grand Theft Auto set in a retirement village

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Aaargh, I cannot find the other thread, someone pleeeease link it, I am terminally bored at a temp job today

Here

"in front of, like, loads of my mates...."
does the word "mates" have a rising inflection?
i bet it does
priceless.

Miniou - I hope you nicked her pension, the old scrounger - we're paying for that!

Oh, I'm FAR too busy and important to go rifling through her pissy pockets.

So long as you remembered to say "Good day" to her as you departed merrily, I wouldn't worry about it .......

COuldn't you have whipped out your pocket chainsaw and chopped her into nice fillets for the freezer? I believe Cath Kidston do an adorable twiggy gingham one....