All they have had to eat today is three eggs each on two pieces of sourdough with butter, hot chocolate with whole milk, dried mango, Christmas lunch at school, a lucaozade sport, a mince pie, three easy peelers, a banana, an apple, two sausages rolls, five quality street, a yo sushi JFC bucket each, and a portion of chicken noodles, a packet of wotsits and three lindor. They are both still hungry. AIBU to tell them not to call childline.