Things you do/have done that most mumsnetters would frown upon!

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Just for fun.

What are some things that you have done in the past or do now that you know most MN’s would find you unreasonable for?

I’ll go first:

• I’m so unbothered if you choose to have a child free wedding and my children aren’t invited. Even close family weddings. It’s your day I’m not going to kick up a fuss that you haven’t invited to my children. You’ve probably given me at least 6 months to a year notice, I’ll just arrange childcare. If I can’t - then I can’t come and you can’t be mad at me!
• Chose to have 2 elective c sections for no medical need.
• Given my children chocolate occasionally before the age of 2.
• Son slept in a cot until almost 3!

Have some kind of dessert most nights.

Had DD at 18 didn't want an abortion
Drive an SUV and sometimes a minibus
Can't make a chicken last a week
Have toilet brushes
About to become a Nanna in the New Year at 45
Don't like London

Me, my husband and kid all fart in front of each other because it's hilarious and I've never once thought about poo particles

So many! I would smash Mumsnet bingo:

-IVF
-c-section (they were both breech but l know that will still wind some up!)
-l have loo brush
-queried how lame the NHS can be, as my GP’s are lazy and shit

I usually have 3 meals a day - and snacks - and im not overweight
I eat carbs

I've enjoyed holidays in Benidorm. Not afraid to answer the front door. All children had chores from young age and didn't question the teachers decisions.

I open the door if someone rings (which is rarely locked except at night and even then we often forget).
I like my in laws and my siblings.
I like my DH's ex wife and have been on holiday with her and talk to her about the kids and stuff.
I celebrate my birthday
I like my work colleagues and have been on holiday with some in the past.
We have a loo brush (I mean really!)
I rarely use bleach.
I answer my phone.

I don’t change my bedsheets weekly.

I barely change them monthly.

And I frequently quote the OP.

Don't 'LTB' husband every time we have an argument.

I use a clean towel after every shower....

I spent more than £50 on my wedding and had lots of guests, and it was well before social media existed

The ONLY place I wear PJs is in my bedroom. PJs elsewhere - disgusting. On the other hand I do buy comfortable clothes which is something that seems to pass many mumsnetters by.

My 4 year old gets a bath about once a month. Swims 3 times a week so isn’t dirty, and she loathes baths.

all 3 of my children went in a cot in their own room from the day they came home from the hospital
I have shouted at my children

I’m not on instagram and though I try to have an acceptable appearance, couldn’t care less what anyone thinks I look like.

Penis beaker??????

I WFH and spend a lot of my time doing housework

I don't drive either, another Mumsnet faux pax. Oh and my stepdaughter is non-binary and I respect that, I'm sure that will raise hackles!

I've taken an insane amount of drugs in my lifetime.

I get drunk occassionally, despite being a grandmother
I buy and write/wrap cards and presents for my in-laws (they are my family as well)
I have 2 loo brushes which get used
A whole chicken doesn't last for 5 meals for 5 people

I had an affair with zero guilt. I left my abusive first husband for OM and we have been together 26 years now. And no, I don’t believe I should have left first, it was meeting DH that allowed me to see the wood for the trees and how people really treat those they process to love.

I also enjoy playdates and socialising with other families and friends at a weekend. We've always got an open house at a weekend. This concept that weekends is "family time" only I feel is for parents only who don't want to socialise outside their own house. Modelling good relationships is so important for children but kids want to be around other kids!

The first thing I did when I got back from hospital with both babies was have a glass of prosecco.

(Don't do these anymore)

• Taken drugs (and don't regret it)
• Had one night stands (and don't regret it)

(Ongoing)

• Don't wash my bedsheets as frequently as most
• Didn't marry before having kids
• Friends with my ex even though he's still an alcoholic
• Eat big portions
• Have a large breed dog

Me too😂😂😂

I don’t believe that people automatically become elderly and frail over the age of 60.

If there’s nobody else in the park I like to have a go on the swings and zip wire.😃😃😃