Tongue in cheek.
Last week I thought my leave started on Wednesday this week. I was disappointed to realise it actually starts next Monday. I go back to work in January. But more than that... I was gutted to realise that my mix up means I dont have enough pages in my notebook left! I have 2 pages to last all week including today. I normally use 1-2 pages a day. I could have squeezed in 3 days but not 5.
I told my husband about my anguish and he said... wait for it... to just start a new notebook this week! He actually suggested I began next year with a note book with just a few pages filled out! Can you believe he said that to me?!
I tried to explain that starting a new year with a well established notebook was fine. Starting the year with an empty new notebook is perfection. But starting a new year with a notebook with a few pages used just starts the year off wrong.
I plan to paperclip some pages into this notebook. He thinks I'm being ridiculous. I'm wondering who the monster I married is.