To think that Kevin McCallister is No Contact with his family in 2025?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

Especially Buzz - I would never forget him ruining my Christmas solo and then having his parents take his side?! (Home Alone 2)

Poor kid deserved better 🥺

Especially the weird uncle 😒😒

The parents were super rich though. He might have an eye on his inheritance

But yes Buzz was a dick. What job do you think Kevin has?

I feel like Kevin would be running a security or alarms service, with all his experience of home break ins.

Oh I think hed be a head in one of Donald Trump's organisations 😄, rolling in it

Also no Mother would ever, ever buy that Buzz was being sincere when he apologised? Anyone who had parented, or met children for that matter, would have seen through it instantly!

Nah Kevin McAllister is something really regimented like an insurance actuary, his attention to detail was great!

Buzz on the other hand is living in a trailer taking handouts and causing trouble!

The mum is now an alcoholic due to her inept parenting, and her husband left her for a young blonde last year.

Yeah he was so clearly lying 😄😄😄

😄😄 yes, she’s suffered a breakdown due to her weird unruly children who are now infamous adults in their small town (bar Kevin ofc, and some of the girls I guess)

buzz has various convictions for low level crime

the youngest was arrested for eating swans or something

there’s a million grandkids

and the husband has somehow found a new wife 😄😄

The eldest sister who was given the task of counting all the kids just before they leave for the airport is definitely childfree, and was barracking her GP for sterilisation by the age of 22.

Uncle Frank is probably in jail.

The little cousin who is the notorious bed wetter is probably some top tech bro with a Bradley Cooper-style blepharoplasty.

I thought you meant that bloke off Grand Designs. Disappointed…

What’s that picture of the weird looking bloke got to do with it? I’m stumped

😄😄 he's disgusted

With the mccallister family

100% she is child free and travels the world and has a tiktok about her crazy childhood stories 😄

😭😭 has a particular top tech bro with a blepharoplasty inspired this comment? 👀👀