Would your 9 year old

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Pretend to burp in your face?

Make fart noises and pretend it was their sibling?

Tease their sibling relentlessly?

Stamp their foot because they were told only fruit for a snack, no crisps?

Respond to simple requests with an overdramatic “OH MY GODDDDDD”?

Get irritated over the smallest of things?

Pretend to burp in your face? no

Make fart noises and pretend it was their sibling? maybe

Tease their sibling relentlessly? sometimes

Stamp their foot because they were told only fruit for a snack, no crisps? no

Respond to simple requests with an overdramatic “OH MY GODDDDDD”? no

Get irritated over the smallest of things? no

DS4 just turned 9, mostly a chilled kid

My eight year old:

Pretend to burp in your face? No, because I'd go mad.

Make fart noises and pretend it was their sibling? Wouldn't put it past her, but it hasn't happened yet!

Tease their sibling relentlessly? Oh yes 😂

Stamp their foot because they were told only fruit for a snack, no crisps? She loves fruit but if I said no to something she wanted, yes probably

Respond to simple requests with an overdramatic “OH MY GODDDDDD”? All. The. Damn. Time. 😂

Get irritated over the smallest of things? Yes, when in that mood.

Pretend to burp in your face? No
Make fart noises and pretend it was their sibling? No
Tease their sibling relentlessly? I’d say more occasionally. They get on more often than not
Stamp their foot because they were told only fruit for a snack, no crisps? At that specifically no. At something else minor when hungry or tired yep she would
Respond to simple requests with an overdramatic “OH MY GODDDDDD”? No
Get irritated over the smallest of things? Yep. Usually when she’s hangry. Youngest is terrible at noticing she’s hungry

All of the above.

My 10 year old: no. Not now and not when she was 9.

DS when he was 9: probably not.

DN who IS 9? Absolutely.

Yes to all

Pretend to burp in your face? Heck she'd actually burp in my face

Make fart noises and pretend it was their sibling? She'd actually fart and blame me and laugh

Tease their sibling relentlessly? No

Stamp their foot because they were told only fruit for a snack, no crisps? No DD loves fruit

Respond to simple requests with an overdramatic “OH MY GODDDDDD”? No

Get irritated over the smallest of things? No

Yep, little shit. They don’t have a sibling (#blessed), if they did they’d wind them up nonstop.

Yes to all, but on the plus side they are immensely funny, quick witted and great company so I forgive them

Farting and sibling yes, rest no.

When dd farts she blames the cat.

All those things are potential things that any of my children may do/have done aged 9.

They would get a bollocking for doing some of them.

Yes I think he would do all of that. He's very highly strung.

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Yes to all.
And sit on my lap pretending she wants a cuddle….and fart on me.

Yes to all. ..with a huge side serving of 'yeee boy!!!' With the fake fart, then throwing a rugby ball at me whilst shrieking PASS !! PASSS!! then WATCH ME WATCH ME!!!, PARKOUR!!! PARKOUR!! as he throws him self around the hall....

Pretend to burp in your face?
No
Make fart noises and pretend it was their sibling?
No
Tease their sibling relentlessly?
No
Stamp their foot because they were told only fruit for a snack, no crisps?
No, but I'd definitely get an eye roll.
Respond to simple requests with an overdramatic “OH MY GODDDDDD”?
No
Get irritated over the smallest o
f things?
Yes if they're very tired.

My 7yo does all these things. I'm hoping he'll have stopped by 9 but perhaps not

I have a nine year old who claims other people's farts as her own. Is that worse?

She wouldn't pretend to burp in my face but none of the others would be a massive surprise.

Pretend to burp in your face? he would actually burp. Maybe not right in my face but right in front of me*
Make fart noises and pretend it was their sibling? 100%
Tease their sibling relentlessly? not relentlessly but plenty, and she'd give as good as she got (DD6)
Stamp their foot because they were told only fruit for a snack, no crisps? no but he loves fruit
Respond to simple requests with an overdramatic “OH MY GODDDDDD”? Yes
Get irritated over the smallest of things? Certain specific things yes, like his sister singing!

DS, 9 in a month or so.

Probably the sibling ones yes, not the others.

Pretend to burp in your face? 9yo - No.
7yo - Yes.

Make fart noises and pretend it was their sibling? Both - yes.

Tease their sibling relentlessly? 9yo Yes! 7yo, not so much as they are mostly on the receiving end.

Stamp their foot because they were told only fruit for a snack, no crisps? 9yo - yes! 7yo not much of a snacker.

Respond to simple requests with an overdramatic “OH MY GODDDDDD”? 9yo - Yes! 7yo - no, screams or crys instead. Fml!

Get irritated over the smallest of things? Both - yes! Not all the time but increasingly often.

They're nice kids, when it suits them. Sometimes I could happily put them in the bin!

Yes, my 9 yo could do all of those things depending on mood. She's 9.5. Seems to have become hormonal and a bit tweeny lately.