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To be so jealous of Katy Perry getting to sleep with Justin Trudeau

155 replies

KittyMacNitty · 26/10/2025 20:39

I am a married mother of 2 teens, happily married to my Dh of 20 yrs and faithful, yet I am feeling fiercely jealous of KP and her dalliance with Justin, former President of Canada.

I just find him so deeply, hugely attractive. I do not know why.

Am I insane or is this reasonsable?

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KittyMacNitty · 27/10/2025 07:24

LivingTheDreamish · 27/10/2025 03:23

He is quite pretty but have you ever heard him talking?

Talking is not required...

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KittyMacNitty · 27/10/2025 07:25

FannyCann · 27/10/2025 04:07

Eww. Worse than the black face imo is his hand on that poor woman’s chest. Horrible. I never understood why no one ever commented on that.

They did comment on it when it was unearthed - there was huge press coverage

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TheNinny · 27/10/2025 07:48

LadyRoughDiamond · 27/10/2025 06:30

I’ve had a crush on Mark Carney for ages.

Trudeau looks the type to cry after sex.

same, since bank of england governor days 😂😅

confusedlab47 · 27/10/2025 07:56

Thanks for the best mumsnet laugh I’ve had in a while @KittyMacNitty both for the Trudeau and the Starmer comment!

id definitely give it a go but I’ve not reached insane jealously levels!

GeorgeMichaelsCat · 27/10/2025 08:33

KittyMacNitty · 26/10/2025 22:26

Starmer looks like a human version of one of the pigs from animal farm

He actually looks like the main pig from the Muppet's Pigs In Space

Hiptothisjive · 27/10/2025 08:33

KittyMacNitty · 26/10/2025 20:39

I am a married mother of 2 teens, happily married to my Dh of 20 yrs and faithful, yet I am feeling fiercely jealous of KP and her dalliance with Justin, former President of Canada.

I just find him so deeply, hugely attractive. I do not know why.

Am I insane or is this reasonsable?

Also Canada has a prime minister like the UK not a president which at this point is insulting considering Trumps rhetoric toward our political system right now and is becoming ‘the 51st state’. Crack a book.

SwedishEdith · 27/10/2025 08:44

Princessconsuelabananahammock9 · 27/10/2025 05:51

lol You might be repulsed but all I see is a man dancing and having fun.

I find it so weird when women use effeminate as an insults.

It reeks of misogyny.

I doubt all of these posters are women.

thankgoditssaturday · 27/10/2025 09:07

It doesn’t matter if he’s sexy or not, the fact that you feel jealous is bonkers. If you ever stood a chance of meeting him or vaguely mixing in those circles I could see where you were coming from but otherwise… you’re a bit silly.

Sartre · 27/10/2025 09:09

Ew, no. Girl downgraded from Orlando Bloom ffs.

Westfacing · 27/10/2025 09:29

JaneJeffer · 26/10/2025 22:33

.

Che belongs on the other thread where the OP wants to marry a South American man!

crumpetswithcheeze · 27/10/2025 09:38

You’re insane. He’s an absolute 🔔 end

confusedlab47 · 27/10/2025 09:39

Perry definitely has a worthy man issue - both Bloom and Trudeau strike me as pant witheringly boring IRL!

Hons123 · 27/10/2025 09:42

Is he not gay?

DiscoBob · 27/10/2025 09:44

Would you sleep with and Marry Russell Rapey Brand in order to get onto Trudeau?

bookstack · 27/10/2025 09:56

DiscoBob · 27/10/2025 09:44

Would you sleep with and Marry Russell Rapey Brand in order to get onto Trudeau?

Because obviously you have to sleep with all the men she’s slept with previously in order to work your way up to the current one 🙄 this makes no sense at all

TheNinny · 27/10/2025 10:17

zupro · 27/10/2025 06:38

i’d rather shag Mark Carney

Hard to believe there are only 7 yrs between them, I didn't realise JT was that old, what's he doing to look young I wonder. I thought Mark was older.

that’s crazy, I thought MC was a good bit older. 😮

KittyMacNitty · 27/10/2025 11:46

TheNinny · 27/10/2025 10:17

that’s crazy, I thought MC was a good bit older. 😮

I am the OP and I have to confess, I have no clue who these other guys you're talking about are. Obviously I know who Orlando Bloom and yikes Russell Brand yikes are but not Mark Carney. No clue.

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JustReacher · 27/10/2025 11:48

Fandango52 · 26/10/2025 23:18

<Clears throat> so far, we have…

  • Barack Obama
  • Zelenskyy
  • Tony Blair-era Alastair Campbell
  • Andy Burnham
  • Mark Carney

Any more to add to the list?

Shameful, deeply shameful but I'd add Zac Goldsmith.

TheNinny · 27/10/2025 11:52

😆 He’s the now prime minister of canada, so the new Justin Trudeau and was the former bank of england governor during scotland’s independence referendum and brexit.

KittyMacNitty · 27/10/2025 11:55

TheNinny · 27/10/2025 11:52

😆 He’s the now prime minister of canada, so the new Justin Trudeau and was the former bank of england governor during scotland’s independence referendum and brexit.

Ah ok not embarrassing at all then, for me not to know who he is. haha.😳

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ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea · 27/10/2025 12:35

Bluejaysforthewin · 26/10/2025 22:07

2 of the most annoying idiots on the planet. Everything about Trudeau makes my skin crawl. I can only imagine she visited Canada, saw all the Fuck Trudeau bumper stickers flags and hats and took it as an instruction.

🤣🤣

FuckRealityBringMeABook · 27/10/2025 12:50

Isn't KP a MAGA nutter? And that skyrocket adventure was über cringy.

FuckRealityBringMeABook · 27/10/2025 12:52

Spookyspaghetti · 26/10/2025 21:42

lol. Maybe we need a Mumsnet top ten of sexy public figures. I think there was a previous thread about how hot Zelenskyy is.

Check out the website hottestheadsofstate.com

LBFseBrom · 27/10/2025 14:38

I can see he is quite attractive. Too young for me though.