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To be so jealous of Katy Perry getting to sleep with Justin Trudeau

155 replies

KittyMacNitty · 26/10/2025 20:39

I am a married mother of 2 teens, happily married to my Dh of 20 yrs and faithful, yet I am feeling fiercely jealous of KP and her dalliance with Justin, former President of Canada.

I just find him so deeply, hugely attractive. I do not know why.

Am I insane or is this reasonsable?

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Spookyspaghetti · 26/10/2025 21:36

roseclouds · 26/10/2025 21:15

No, I dont consider this to be super reasonable to be honest.

He reminds me of the Temu version of Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise is finally starting to look old but I’d still ‘take him’ over Justin Trudeau.

Remember when the French found Sarkozy attractive and now he’s in prison…

I do find Keir Starmer attractive though so maybe that says more about me!

Spookyspaghetti · 26/10/2025 21:42

TheNinny · 26/10/2025 21:23

yanbu to find him attractive but i find the pairing of them really weird. i’d rather shag Mark Carney 😬

lol. Maybe we need a Mumsnet top ten of sexy public figures. I think there was a previous thread about how hot Zelenskyy is.

AgentPidge · 26/10/2025 21:43

TheNinny · 26/10/2025 21:23

yanbu to find him attractive but i find the pairing of them really weird. i’d rather shag Mark Carney 😬

I agree! I've always found Mark Carney rather attractive.

TomatoSandwiches · 26/10/2025 21:44

YABVU He is pure wet lettuce slime 🤢

ChessorBuckaroo · 26/10/2025 21:44

UntamedShrew · 26/10/2025 21:10

Amazing thread title. And YANBU. Much more envious of this than her trip to space to be honest! 😂

"Trip". You mean ride.😂

You wouldn't call going on the big dipper (or any other ride) as going on a trip.

Her kissing the ground, after the 11 minute ride, was among the most cringeworthy things caught on camera.

Wasn't just her though. Another who was on it, newsreader Gayle King, she too is completely deluded, comparing those on the ride to astronauts: "Please don't call it a 'ride' that is not a friggin ride. Whenever a man goes up, you have never said to an astronaut, 'Boy, what a ride".

AhWeNoss · 26/10/2025 21:49

First Orlando Bloom and then Justin Trudeau (will happily forget about Russell Brand!). Also happily married but I do wish I knew how she does it!

Fandango52 · 26/10/2025 21:51

Ewww. I’ve got the ick about him. I find him really
fake and sanctimonious and irritating.

SpottyAardvark · 26/10/2025 21:52

AhWeNoss · 26/10/2025 21:49

First Orlando Bloom and then Justin Trudeau (will happily forget about Russell Brand!). Also happily married but I do wish I knew how she does it!

I think having great tits helps.

ZenNudist · 26/10/2025 21:52

I'm a Katy Perry fan and am more jealous that he gets to shag her. He's very blah.

Gowlett · 26/10/2025 21:53

Katy & Trudes. I can’t believe it… But, I’m here for it!
She’s well shot of Orlando. Even if he has got a big…

ThatsNotAKnife · 26/10/2025 21:55

I'm jealous of her quads. Did you see that yacht photo?

Fandango52 · 26/10/2025 21:56

TheNinny · 26/10/2025 21:23

yanbu to find him attractive but i find the pairing of them really weird. i’d rather shag Mark Carney 😬

Oooh yes, me too. I’ll fight you for MC!

AbsentosaurusRex · 26/10/2025 21:58

He looks like a cabbage. And I’m not convinced he’s not suppressing his real sexuality. Apart from that.

SwingTheMonkey · 26/10/2025 21:59

Eh… no thanks.

BlueEyedBogWitch · 26/10/2025 22:03

He reminds me of Daniel O’Donnell.

Bluejaysforthewin · 26/10/2025 22:07

2 of the most annoying idiots on the planet. Everything about Trudeau makes my skin crawl. I can only imagine she visited Canada, saw all the Fuck Trudeau bumper stickers flags and hats and took it as an instruction.

soupyspoon · 26/10/2025 22:08

Ive just looked him to give an opinion. I like to be well researched

He is not attractive and a bit odd looking

Poor Katy, she doesnt have a lot of luck given that he must also have quite a strange personality and belief system given his TWAW stance and as others have said the damage done to the social fabric of Canada.

ladygindiva · 26/10/2025 22:10

KimHwn · 26/10/2025 20:46

His face is EXACTLY like Buzz Lightyear.

Tbh I've always thought buzz lightyear was a bit hot too. Yanbu op, I agree.

AnAlpacaForChristmasPleaseSanta · 26/10/2025 22:15

Catonafreezingfridge · 26/10/2025 20:45

I agree - there’s something very attractive about him and I like the fact the he’s not ashamed to cry either 😁

Totally. His reaction when the Queen died made me want to jump hug him even more.

NellieElephantine · 26/10/2025 22:18

HedwigEliza · 26/10/2025 20:51

I think he’s a despicable character and I hate the damage he's inflicted on my country. He’s also not remotely good looking, but I’d feel exactly the same if he were. Loathsome man.

Yep, he's a weak, popularity hungry, wants to be 'down with it', female hating arse.

OtherS · 26/10/2025 22:25

Ew, God no 🤮🤮

Orlando Bloom's hot, but seems quite extraordinarily dim. As does she - can't imagine anyone wanting to publicly be with her after than weird 'astronaut' debacle. Each to their own.

KittyMacNitty · 26/10/2025 22:26

Spookyspaghetti · 26/10/2025 21:36

Tom Cruise is finally starting to look old but I’d still ‘take him’ over Justin Trudeau.

Remember when the French found Sarkozy attractive and now he’s in prison…

I do find Keir Starmer attractive though so maybe that says more about me!

Starmer looks like a human version of one of the pigs from animal farm

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Bluejaysforthewin · 26/10/2025 22:30

Catonafreezingfridge · 26/10/2025 20:45

I agree - there’s something very attractive about him and I like the fact the he’s not ashamed to cry either 😁

He also wasn't ashamed to fuck over Canadian woman and flush a once great county down the shitter and walk way with a smug grin. I'm sorry I don't mean to piss on this thread but God he is odious human being.

JaneJeffer · 26/10/2025 22:33
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ShelleyCarpenter · 26/10/2025 22:35

YANBU. I was thinking exactly the same earlier when I saw a picture of them together.

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