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Anyone else got. A lot of moles?

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TheOpalFox · 20/10/2025 23:30

I have loads of moles
I’m getting more ?
apparently hormones play a part in them too :( it’s part or
me but I have about 20 on my face alone :( yet keep getting more?!?? Im
40!!! how am I getting more and more moles !!!

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mummymissessunshine · 20/10/2025 23:33

I thought you were talking about moles in the garden and I was going to sympathise as my MiL suddenly has a mole hill problem.

and then I realised!!!

no I haven’t had loads more recently but would recommend you get them checked by the doc. Could be sun related alongside Hormones.

good luck!

GrinchWithAConscience · 20/10/2025 23:34

Love is what we read about in books, my dear.
"Here Comes the Bride" is a lovely little ditty
But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do
'Cause love won't pay the mortgage or put porridge in your bowl
Dearie, Marry the Mole!
True, it's a fact, that he's not exactly witty
He's blinder than a bat, but at least his eyes are blue
His breath may be alarming, but he's charming, for a troll
Dearie, Marry the Mole!
Romeo and Juliet
Were very much in love when they were wed
They honored every vow; so where are they now?
They're dead, dead! Very, very dead!
Poor Thumbelina, your brain's so itty bitty!
I hate to seem a pest, but I know what's best for you
Just think of all the ways that you can decorate a hole!
Take my advice; I'll bring the rice!
Dearie, Marry the Mole!

Ghhbiuj · 21/10/2025 00:10

GrinchWithAConscience · 20/10/2025 23:34

Love is what we read about in books, my dear.
"Here Comes the Bride" is a lovely little ditty
But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do
'Cause love won't pay the mortgage or put porridge in your bowl
Dearie, Marry the Mole!
True, it's a fact, that he's not exactly witty
He's blinder than a bat, but at least his eyes are blue
His breath may be alarming, but he's charming, for a troll
Dearie, Marry the Mole!
Romeo and Juliet
Were very much in love when they were wed
They honored every vow; so where are they now?
They're dead, dead! Very, very dead!
Poor Thumbelina, your brain's so itty bitty!
I hate to seem a pest, but I know what's best for you
Just think of all the ways that you can decorate a hole!
Take my advice; I'll bring the rice!
Dearie, Marry the Mole!

What😅

Ohthatsabitshit · 21/10/2025 00:31

This level of crazy is like ye olde MN

Doingtheboxerbeat · 21/10/2025 00:37

Ghhbiuj · 21/10/2025 00:10

What😅

I'm afraid I'm going to have to echo @Ghhbiuj and go what???

GrinchWithAConscience · 21/10/2025 00:48

Doingtheboxerbeat · 21/10/2025 00:37

I'm afraid I'm going to have to echo @Ghhbiuj and go what???

i didn’t know you were in a cave. You don’t tend to find moles in caves

Doingtheboxerbeat · 21/10/2025 02:12

GrinchWithAConscience · 21/10/2025 00:48

i didn’t know you were in a cave. You don’t tend to find moles in caves

That's fair enough 👍.

🥺

TheOpalFox · 21/10/2025 13:02

Doingtheboxerbeat · 21/10/2025 02:12

That's fair enough 👍.

🥺

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