My wierd neighbours haven't got a clue who I am

[bigmouthstrikesagain]

I have lived here a couple of years - not one of the buggers have copied my style, bought the same dress or car and none of their husbands have made a pass!

What is wrong with them? Or is it me?

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it's you

You are inimitable.

Are you uglier, fatter with worse dress sense, a nastier car and cheaper house than them?

Well, obviously your house is not as nice as theirs nor as you as good looking as them.

Oh - and your husband fancies the one across the road that keeps staring at you out her window.

Definitely you.
Perhaps you should copy them?

my next door neighbour once met me in the town and said "ooh! I know you from somewhere.... oh yeah, you live next door, don't you!"

(not this house, btw, my neighbours here are all insane lovely and seriously old quite mature

Actually one woman has the same pushchair but then I think she might have already had it? [grasping at straws] ... still i like to think I am too stylish for these suburban types (yeah right keep telling yerself that bigmouth!)

come to think of it I have just gone to put the rubbish out wearing a ratty old dressing gown, leggings and forgetting I still had dd bunny ears on my head!

That may explain a lot!

Oh my god - there is a woman in my street with brown hair, and I have brown hair and yesterday I was wearing a black jacket and so was she!

AIBU?

She is clearly stalking you dsm - call the cops!!

Oh I have already called them. This is very serious. I did 999, obviously.