Am I the only one who does this?! Feel massively judged by my friends

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Girly dinner this week - not the classiest of conversations but it was somehow brought up that I use the loo at work for all ‘eventualities’.

They were horrified and said it’s strictly wee only for them.

Am I really that unusual?!

I will quite comfortably shit in any toilet. It's literally using it for its purpose. I really don't understand these weird rules people have!

Sitting above a pool of poo though? And chilling out and dragging out the experience??? Each to their own lol

This is why I love MNs, utter batshit. Do you flush repeatedly whilst mid pooh? And taking longer than 60 seconds is dragging it out 😆

Pooping in a public toilet should not be regarded as disgusting……….flush properly and leave the loo clean, not difficult is it?

The problem is sometimes the public toilets are disgusting

How is that possible? If you need to go you need to go.

I thought that was a thing useless men did to avoid supporting their wives to look after the dc.

I wouldn't know, I don't have one.

we’re all human right?9

I thought that was an excuse for rubbing one out while watching porn?

It's a toilet. It's what it's there for. Their bowels must be fucked with all that clenching.

So who are you hiding from during toilet reading sessions? Just sit on the bed or sofa rather than hanging out with your poop friend.

Some do need to go more urgently than others, I can generally brew up for a day whereas DH has to go quite urgently

Was it a bit like a workplace version of Stars In Their Eyes when you emerged - with the smoke and everything?!

In public loos do a courtesy flush and then continue cleaning up. If you go to Middle Eastern countries or India it's a lot easier to clean with a hose. I have a hose in my house called a "hand bidet." It’s a much more hygienic way of cleaning. Every public loo should have a hose IMO.

I think you mean you keep a 'bouquet' in your car boot 😁

@TeenLifeMum I have a DH, he isn't useless Why does scrolling through MNs whilst i'm having a shit equal hiding from people?!

hanging out with your poop friend

Are you ok?

I have no problem shitting at work. I work from home but that's not the point 😂

I find it odd you’d hang around sitting on the loo over your own poop while you read. Each to their own I guess. Not sure why you have to be condescending but we are clearly different people - it would be dull if we were all the same.

That's what toilets are for....if you need to go, then you need to go!

As an IBS sufferer I admire those who don’t!!

I find it odd you’d hang around sitting on the loo over your own poop while you read.

I can multi task and read whilst i poop. Not sure why you think I stay in the toilet forever post poop.

Not sure why you have to be condescending

I'm condescending?! Why not read back your responses to me? 😆😆

I prefer to have a shower after a poo, so these days my body’s in a routine where I have one or two morning coffees, have a poo, then my usual shower before I go out to the school run/work.

I’ve always been a once a day gal, so as long as I’m in my usual routine there’s normally no need to poo later. I don’t much like pooing at work or out. But if needs must for whatever reason, of course I go if I really have to. It would be a bit odd not to. And very uncomfortable!

You can't hold what you don't have in your hand as they say.

it would be dull if we were all the same.

And yet you seem awfully triggered by my posts that you accuse me of being friends with my pooh. It's more of a respect than a friendship!

I'm sure most people do not feel the same. When you need to go you should go if there is a toilet available.

You poo in the woods instead of in a lavatory? I'm struggling to believe that - are you joking? Or a Labrador?

Men don’t worry about all this…shit