Workman did a giant poo in my downstairs toilet and it won't go.

[Poodlelove]

Today I had 2 men working in my garden , they were recommended to me by a colleague.4 hours work.
After a couple of hours one of them asked to use the toilet , he took off his shoes and was quick and didn't think any more of it.
An hour later the younger fella knocks on the door and I am on a work call , he points to the direction of the toilet and I just nod.

Ten minutes later he is still in there , I had to make another call so didn't think any more of it and then they had finished.

Anyway I had to dash out so got ready and needed a quick wee ( wee is only allowed in my downstairs loo ) and there is such a big poo in the toilet that it is actually out of the water AND it won't flush.

What on earth am I supposed to do ?

My Mum said stand on a chair and pour boiling water from a height 🤢 That doesn't work.
My husband isn't home until 9pm tonight , he is going to have to deal with it , but he said he wants his dinner first.
I could not poo in someone else's house.
Surely he could have held it in or scooped it out himself , or actually told me.
I have found an old ice cream container and some marigolds and as soon as hubby has eaten he can scoop it out.

You expecting him to walk through your house carrying a poop and bury it in the garden?

Ok this really tickled me 😆

I'm not sure if this you tube clip can be viewed but it shows some lads unblocking a lavvy using a firework -

I'd say don't use boiling water, it can crack the loo. A scoop of bio washing powder and hot water, leave for an hour and flush. Repeat if required

Amen to that. Such preciousness.

Come on - pull up your big girl panties. You can deal with this.

Go out into your garden and find yourself a sturdy poo stick. Use the stick to break up the poo slightly. Put it in a plastic bin liner or bag ,and drop it into your bin.

Pour a teacup full of fairy liquid into the loo. Let it settle for a while. Flush. See what happens.

If no luck, get a big bucket of very warm water and pour it from a height all at once - not a trickle. Your mum's idea of pouring while standing in a chair is a good one.
Flush.

After that, keep on flushing, and use more fairy liquid.

If you have a plunger, deploy it.

Cross your fingers you'll never have a teenage boy in your family.

Do we need a diagram/photo as proof 😂

seriously. If you need to go you need rongo

he prob thought it had flushed

sounds grim but if that big and huge - will it flush down

maybe only way to tackle it , is to put gloves on use a nappy bag /poo bag and remove it physically

Tho the poo knife also sounds a plan

You had me until you said ice cream tub and marigolds.

Have you tried using a hand whisk, it's a bit grim but works wonders and as long as you don't go too hard there shouldn't be too much splashback. My husband is a big dumper so I keep a separate one from the one I use for the kids baking in a black bag under the sink. Seriously, it's worth the investment. X

Huff. I'm on a serious conference call, meant to be concentrating on the topics, yet am now giggling so much have had to hide myself. I think most families have had to deal with a log before!!

It's good but not nearly long enough.

Dear Tradesman
I was doing my rounds of my house to check that yourself and your workers hadn't stolen anything and I was horrified to find that your worker had left a log in my toilet so large that it looked like it had escaped from a Canadian logging camp.
After a long day at his very important job, my husband had to come home and wrestle with aforementioned King Kongs finger. It took him several hours and he ended up being put off the delicious Beef wellington I had prepared for his supper.
Please can I have your assurance that your colleague will not give birth to Meatloaf's daughter in my downstairs cloakroom tomorrow and if he does absolutely have to, he will remove and dispose of it himself.
Regards
Mrs Blocked Shitter

Absolutely unnecessary, and that's not what toilet brushes are for. The mess would be ungodly.

Get a poo stick from the garden.

Use wash up liquid and warm water poured quickly from a height, plus frequent flushing.

I bought this when I dropped a baby sponge down the toilet and thought it would be a better idea to just flush it away 🤣

Have you tried using a kenwood chef? Everyone else is using every other utensil so there can’t be many left

Does the poo stick get thrown in the wheelie bin after or put back in the garden? 🤔

Ours gets planted back in the garden with the pooey end in the soil...

I laughed so hard at this I cried!

Look, maybe the poor lad had the emergency poo. Never had to dash for the loo without a second to spare ? That explains why he was there for a while, battling the unsinkable titanic poo! Hope if goes!

FFS…….we ALL do poo’s……fact of life! We eat food, we digest the food, and our miraculous body produces excrement which we ultimately have to ‘poo’ out. It isn’t wise to hang on to poo, so do stop being such a poo princess OP, put on your marigolds, give the turd a squeeze and it will all flush away! 🚽

I once read about a poo knife on here. Maybe people who do shits like the OP’s garden man need them.

Please tell me what that would the marigolds be used for???

When I was a kid I had a friend whose brother had a special wire coat hanger for such occasions

🤣🤣🤣

Good fertiliser?

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I’d suggest that you get your toilet fixed. Why do you have a toilet that can’t cope with human turds 😂. Get one with a decent flush!