Workman did a giant poo in my downstairs toilet and it won't go.

[Poodlelove]

Today I had 2 men working in my garden , they were recommended to me by a colleague.4 hours work.
After a couple of hours one of them asked to use the toilet , he took off his shoes and was quick and didn't think any more of it.
An hour later the younger fella knocks on the door and I am on a work call , he points to the direction of the toilet and I just nod.

Ten minutes later he is still in there , I had to make another call so didn't think any more of it and then they had finished.

Anyway I had to dash out so got ready and needed a quick wee ( wee is only allowed in my downstairs loo ) and there is such a big poo in the toilet that it is actually out of the water AND it won't flush.

What on earth am I supposed to do ?

My Mum said stand on a chair and pour boiling water from a height 🤢 That doesn't work.
My husband isn't home until 9pm tonight , he is going to have to deal with it , but he said he wants his dinner first.
I could not poo in someone else's house.
Surely he could have held it in or scooped it out himself , or actually told me.
I have found an old ice cream container and some marigolds and as soon as hubby has eaten he can scoop it out.

Fucking hell how many hands do you think she’s got

what do you expect the poor offender to do
'scuse me Mrs Poodlelove, terribly sorry but I've just done a massive poo in your toilet, you don't have a poo knife handy do you? or just a stick maybe'
Maybe he did try and flush it but without success
this is a far more understandable and excusable offence than leaving skid marks or a wet seat/floor

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FFS.

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I was just thinking, it's been a few days since we had a "Tradie Using My Toilet" thread. 💩

Because it's a hackneyed MN old chestnut to make a fuss about tradesmen using your loo.

Poor buckets and buckets of water down. Have a couple lined up and then throw them down one after another!

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I believe Princess Margaret said “go and cake the cake slice will you darling”…

As disgusting is this is, if you have a stick, break it apart and then flush with boiling water and washing up liquid (as someone who once lived with a disgusting housemate).

Biological washing liquid if you have any- it eats poo; followed by plenty of water
Or bubble bath
Might take a few flushes

Don't ask how I know this 😟

It is gross buy it will get water logged and disintergrate. What would you have him do pull it out.

This. The pressure from pouring from a height breaks it up.

But then again, how are you meant to deal with a rogue poo in someone else’s house. It’s the thing of nightmares. He could have used one of your possessions to poke it down and ended up in a right pickle.

I would actually contact the boss today and tell them what has happened and that you are deducting the cost of a plumber to remove it. Or I would put it in the review about how your husband had to scoop out the poo.

In It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia there's a poop knife.

Your poor DH. Do you always make him do the shitty jobs?
And what are you going to do with the ice cream tub when the poo is in it? Hand it back to your tradesman in the morning, with a 'I believe that you left this behind yesterday'?

Wasn’t it Susannah who blocked her loo. Of Trinny and Susannah fame?

Don't use boiling water because it may crack the porcelain, but hot tap water with detergent may help it break down.

BTW toilet pans are designed to be big enough to hold an entire cistern full of water if they are blocked, without overflowing. But it you flush it a second time when it is blocked and already full, then it can overflow.

I am assuming you are not cursed with a Saniflow.

I'm wondering where you were expecting the poor guy to put it if he had 'scooped it out'?

Good God

Salt ( table not posh salt) lots of it in hot water pour in and leave it, about 30 mins, flush with extra water. Repeat if necessary. The salt helps to break down the faecal matter.

Walk through the house with it in his hands?

If you have one of those Toilet Duck sticks, they are quite handy for this, to give good poke about, used without the pad on the end