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Original poster

to be pissed of that on a night when we had planned a night of hot filthy sex dp is sat on the sofa with dd watching a film

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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:16

And I don't know what the film is but I doubt it is suitable.

And I have just heard him say to dd be quiet - well if she was in bed she would not be making the noise!

And I have offered to take dd to bed, have bought down her pyjamas and told him that I want to go to bed.

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harpomarx · 31/05/2008 23:18

eh?

does not compute!

ex-dh wouldn't have been able to get dd to bed fast enough on that kind of promise.

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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:18

grr have just been in the room and dp has said look she has fallen asleep as if I am supposed to be pleased!

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NomDePlume · 31/05/2008 23:18

It is 11.15 ! How old is DD ?!

LuckySalem · 31/05/2008 23:18

YANBU - Sod em. Leave the PJ's on the sofa and leave him to put her to bed!!

Have you got a "Friend" that can help with the hot night stuff?

cocolepew · 31/05/2008 23:18

Was it the pictures on 2shoes post that got you all hot and bothered?

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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:19

She is 6.

Has been at a barbecue with friends up the road, got home at half nine, I said she could stay up to watch the final of Britains Got Talent. I then said goodnight to her as dp wanted to take her to bed and left the room to book some tickets online. I assumed she was in bed!

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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:20

cocolepew No it was not!

I have told him I am going to bed for a wank and he is to not come upstairs for at least half an hour!

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LuckySalem · 31/05/2008 23:21

Well done!! Now go and leave them to it! Maybe he'll learn not to let the chances go by!

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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:21

He is now taking dd up to bed which has woken her up and she is grumpy so I am staying out of the way.

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VictorianSqualor · 31/05/2008 23:32

If it was you saying you were putting her to bed soon and had plenty of time for bumping uglies no-one would moan at dpp, it's not late, just get her straight up now.

megandtyler · 31/05/2008 23:34

i don't understand
i have to beat my dh off with a shitty stick !

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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:40

It is late for a six year old to go to bed. It is also quite late to start having sex.

I just think I am a better option than whatever crap he is watching on TV!

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megandtyler · 31/05/2008 23:45

when he comes to bed you should snog his face off.Rub against him get him good and hard....
then say night darling and go to sleep

ps best have that wank first mind!!!

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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:48

lol!

We didn't start the day well, we woke up early for a quickie only for dd to come running in and jump on the bed landing on dp penis.

She then went out with a friend so we snuck upstairs, were disturbed by neighbours knocking on the door.

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megandtyler · 31/05/2008 23:50

why did you answer the door?

harpomarx · 31/05/2008 23:53

expect dd did and showed them upstairs meg!

harpomarx · 31/05/2008 23:54
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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:54

It was a bit awkward, dp had not been helping him in the morning. They knew we were in, he knocked on the door a few times and thehe must have thought I shouted come in, when in fact it was I am coming! so he opened the door and walked into the hall. The dog started barking, we remebered we had not locked the door so dp ran downstairs half dressed!

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twinsetandpearls · 31/05/2008 23:56

DD was out shopping with a friend at the time.

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