Spider babies?

[Mummylovesmonkeys]

Went to the loo earlier, grabbed some loo roll to wipe. All OK so far.
Glanced back towards the loo roll and there is the biggest spider right next to it.

Could the spider have wiped his willy on the loo roll?
Could I have been impregnated when I wiped?
Could I be having zillions of spider babies?

Help!!!

YANBU - you are deffo pregnant - start knitting bootees
YABU - you will have flushed away any problems.

You'll need about 8000 booties. Get the needles out!

Joking obvs. I am a 67year old grandma who had a 'hysterical rectummy' at 35 - not happening!😀

Well, if you suddenly start looking at flies and thinking " yum yum" you'll have your answer...

Maybe you could adopt? Sure there's some neglectful spider mums who won't miss a handful of them

...without wish to alarm you the big spider may have laid her eggs on the loo roll and you may have now provided a 'warm place' for them to be incubated. 🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷

Noooooo!