To wonder who you’d come back to haunt if you were a ghost?

[ForBreezySloth]

I’m not talking about ‘unfinished business’ or anything but just out of curiosity, would you pick someone who wronged you, someone you miss, or just because it would be fun? Who would be at the top of your ghostly haunting list?

I’d leave my kids clues to show I was around.

DP if he wasn't doing a good job with supporting DS

My dd to offer her guidance

And then (at the life stage i'm in now) I'd go back and haunt the bitches who bullied me and tried to destroy me!

Yeah I’d leave wet towels on their floors, switch out the loo roll for the cardboard tube and and nick their phone chargers.

#passiveaggressivehaunting

Nigel Farage and anyone else stirring up xenophobia. It's really worrying.

My kids - nicely so they would know I was around - my ex - I’d leave toxic farts around him at all times

but sadly I don’t believe in ghosts or an afterlife

My cat... I'd wait until he was sleeping and then sit with my nose a millimeter from his silently staring at him and scare the shit out of him when he opens his eyes. I might randomly knock stuff off the shelf in the middle of the night or wail in his ear without warning, or drop a live rodent on him while he sleeps. I'm rather looking forward to this 😆

To be fair the rodent was most valuable thing he could find and he gave it to you 😂😂 🥹🎁💐

I think I'd come back and haunt anyone who abuses animals or children. Or old people. Anyone caught abusing the vulnerable and dependent on human kindness basically.

My own child, she bloody loves ghosts.

I’d get revenge and mess with some people minds, and enjoy it. Literally fuck them up. Then I’d go say hi to the kids.