What's some juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

To improve an otherwise boring friday night in front of the TV, with my slightly poorly DD x

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Congratulations! ❤️

Hoping you have a safe delivery and a lovely healthy baby xx

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Jake and Nicola need to stop pretending they aren't having an affair because everybody already knows.

Is hobosexual the new cocklodger?

Yeah 😄

😄😄 omg! Do their partners suspect?

My SIL is waiting for a proposal but her boyfriend is actually still married 🤣

I’m laughing because she is awful, as is he tbh, he told me this when tipsy once, I later confirmed it with him and he swore me to secrecy. DH knows obvs.

😄 I wouldve done the same. How did you make sure she'd find out?

Will your friend be upset? I wouldnt be tbh

I'm 100% a 'dont announce it til its done' person, so understand

Congratulations on having your sister be closer 🥰

You aren’t from Pendle area are you? We had the same but it was us putting the posting on Ancestry after working through grandfathers history x

I am going to resign from a long standing voluntary role next month.
No one knows (except dh)
I'm utterly exhausted with both the expectations from the professionals I deal with and the - frankly insane -parents.
I'm proud of what I've achieved over the last decade but I'm also looking forward to less stress!

👀👀👀 do you think it will come out publicly?

I'm secretly guessing (based on my whimsical imagination) but won't ask any more about her (even though i'm dying to know 😄)

That reminds me, mylene klass is still hinting about her ex's affair - i'm still thinking its stacey s* but who knows

Close! He wasn’t very nice but thankfully lived abroad.

He promised he’d be back the year after her funeral to scatter half her ashes. We scattered half when we got them back.

We waited but didn’t hear anything for 5 years and couldn’t get hold of him, after 4 we scattered the half we’d kept back.

Predictably, he then phoned to say he was coming here and wanted to scatter them. He made a huge thing of wanting to bring his new gf and go to the place my Grandmother had wanted them scattered. My mum panicked and couldn’t tell him we’d already done it.

So I spent a morning grinding up cat litter and sieving fag ends from ash so he had something and mum had kept the urn.

We went to the special place and he read a poem and cried and they took pictures of him with the urn. And he scattered the ‘ashes’.

My mum and me nearly died laughing.

He was horrible and inappropriate with young girls and my grandmother didn’t like him so she’d have approved.

I accidentally discovered today that someone I work with (same grade, different department) is under investigation. I have no idea what for but I’m dying to know and obviously can’t ask anyone because it’s none of my business and I don’t think I’m supposed to be aware.

I have no professional respect for them - they are very argumentative adamant in their assertions but often wrong (work stuff that’s easy to verify, and it would be perfectly acceptable if they just said they would find out and get back to you), definitely don’t work all the hours they should, and may have a low-key drinking problem. Would not be sad if they got managed out…

I was watching one of the series of the Traitors and got a mild shock when I realised I knew one of the contestants, I know some stuff about his wife that does not fit the public image he was keen to promote, she was seeing someone behind his back and taking money and gifts from him (think sugar daddy style arrangement) for significant number of years, I fell out with her over it and she then blocked and ghosted me. They are married now, don't know how much he found out and how much he forgave

Recently starting seeing someone I met at work and have known for 2 years.
Have been on about 4 dates, and latest one we ended up back at his house. He is on the rebound after a previous relationship that lasted 8 months, and we had a lengthy chat, in summary he said he met his last 3 exes on dating apps, none of which lasted longer than a few months, and that he wasn't "really looking for a relationship right now". Fair enough I thought, and told him I appreciated his honesty. He then took my hand and tried to lead me into the bedroom ! If I told you what i said to him, I would be banned from MN.
No one is perfect, but there were a few things about him which were red flags, for instance, not one but two mad exes !

😄😄 omg the shit will hit the fan for the 2nd scenario

I wonder if the husband who left his wife will get jealous

Office drama is my fave 😍

I think its the ginger guy from season 2!

The selfies with the urn made me laugh 🤭

he wanted to bring his new gf was already a red flag, but him being inappropriate with young girls sold it for me, he deserved that

I found out my nasty boss recently had an affair. Which surprised me as she’s been on maternity leave. She has been telling her mum that she was back at work but meeting up with her lover, who also happens to be her friends husband during the day. The perks of self employment! Her husband found out and is desperate to make it work for the kids sake. But being from a very conservative family, has sworn everyone to secrecy and does not want his parents finding out. I know of his parents and wondering that when I finally leave (notice has been handed in) whether I should tip them off?

You are a hero! And your friend too!

No gossip to add, but that gif is seriously annoying, and not just because of the typo.

😭 he swore you to secrecy, what's his long-term plan?! 😄

No, but if it did the fallout would be nuclear 🤯

I love it when people have the balls to do stuff like this.