What's some juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

To improve an otherwise boring friday night in front of the TV, with my slightly poorly DD x

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"Weaponised gossip", what a fancy way to say youre a two faced backstabber :)

Same - all while married and having kids with my granny

Same!

This has brought tears to my eyes.

It depends what other lies the ex boss told him.

One of my clients told me she suspected her husband was having an affair. She didn’t want to upset the family home etc so she’s kept quiet but has recently started seeing someone at work herself behind DH back. He best friend is also my client. She told me it is HER who is having an affair with first clients husband but she doesn’t have a clue. She also doesn’t know about friends secret fella at work. So I have to sit and listen to the stories and try not mix them up just incase I let anything slip. Client one will be like I think he was with her last Thursday afternoon, if I find out who she is. I feel like saying I KNOW he was with her Thursday afternoon noon she told me yesterday! Bloody scumbags.

My sister has been with her partner for 13 years although they’ve never lived together. He’s originally from Pakistan. A year ago he wen back to Pakistan just for a visit, so he told my sister. It came out 6 months ago that he had an arranged marriage and has been living with his wife who now lives here without my sister knowing. Since my sister found out she is still begging to stay with him and get rid of the new wife. I’ve lost all respect for my sister. I’ve endlessly tried to get her to see sense and get away from him but she won’t. Then she decided on my twins bday party 3 weeks ago she wasn’t going to turn up without even letting me know. I found out she spent the day with him instead. I’ve blocked her on everything and told her I don’t want a relationship moving forward.
That felt good to get off my chest! I don’t really talk to people about it!

Sorry I meant MY kids not the baby

It's a long story but I need to protect my kids from the shit show that will be unleashed

And it will be unleashed-they are my priority

I had an on off thing with the love child of someone with a wellknown family in the public eye.

More info pleeeease?

Think I’ve guessed going by the description of the presenter. I’m going to watch closely when it’s on and remember this post.

Im glad i wasn’t the only one! 😂

I used to work for a charity.

I did some digging and found out the CEO and his wife were abusing the system: using hotel points from charity events for their honeymoon instead of charity business travel, taking high value items donated to the charity and giving it to their kids. Etc etc.

when I quit got a meeting with the chair of trustees. He was fired a couple months later

no one knows it was me 🤫

I got the vibe that he lit up her world like nobody else 🤭

Omg do share! Initials at least 👀👀

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Charities do amazing work but I am always sceptical about donating to them, because of cf like those two!!

Except maybe the family fund, they helped my dd get her text to speech app

Know of a female who’s been caught driving a very big package of illegal contents & will be being banged up 😮

Big family secret.

My aunt had an affair with her sisters husband and she got pregnant. The sister also get pregnant at the same time. Both babies are now adults and are oblivious but most of the family know and it’s been kept a secret. The ‘affair’ child is the double of her (non-biological) uncle and aunt has done all she can to keep them apart. However, my grandmother knows and I have a feeling will spill all on her deathbed.

It isn't gossip really but if I tell people in real they will probably not care and/or think I've got my head up my arse and I'm bragging, and I don't want to do that as several of my friends have had awful birth experiences and I'm not a bitch, so...

I gave birth to DD2 2 weeks ago and it's been the most amazing experience. DD1 was a cat 1 EMCS at 35 weeks, we spent a week in the NICU. It was an absolute chore to breastfeed her (we did manage, but it was very hard work), she wouldn't latch without nipple shields, had to be tube fed etc. My second pregnancy was relatively somewhat high risk as I had gestational diabetes, group B strep, history of slightly pre term labour, big babies and wanted a VBAC. I managed my diabetes through diet alone the entire pregnancy, chose to go for a VBAC and asked for a waterbirth - I was so anxious about the VBAC as several (well meaning) friends had told me horror stories about theirs, but I was so glad I did it in the end. It was so much easier than DD1s birth - I started contracting early in the morning at 39+4, went into hospital about 9am where I was 3cm dilated (they kept me in because of the strep). DD2 was born less than 2hrs after I got to hospital with just gas and air, she came so quickly they didn't even have time to get me into the birthing pool lol 😂 She's been an absolute dream to breastfeed compared to DD1, I've had literally 0 issues other than some uncomfortable engorgement when my milk came in, and I'm so happy I chose to have a VBAC.

With sisters like that, who needs enemies 😬😬😬

A guy I know, the man he thinks is his father is not his father. Only a handful of people know and I one.

Congratulations to you girl, and here's for a low stress parenting journey moving forwards ! ❤️

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I'm sure i once saw a drug deal, this woman was making it so obvious carrying a large package

I knew it happened but was still shocked

I know someone who is secretly dating his brother’s wife’s sister. They got it on at a family wedding. But the woman is going through a messy divorce and she’s worried people will think there was an overlap (there wasn’t - she was separated at the wedding where they first got it on). It started off as just a sex thing but feelings have developed! I may or may not have been let in on the secret when I saw the pair making out on the doorstep like teenagers on the school run 😂

Don’t you think these men deserve to know the truth?