What's some juicy gossip that you can't share irl but can share with nosy strangers on mumsnet?

[mumofoneAloneandwell]

To improve an otherwise boring friday night in front of the TV, with my slightly poorly DD x

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Come back and tell us when you can!! I love to know hosts are genuinely lovely, it’s so unusual in reality tv

@bixiscool you're 100% on about MA

My extended family on my mother's side are pretty narrow minded with it being regularly voiced online, you don't get the impression as much in person but online on Facebook it's lots of Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve and shit about rounding up every immigrant ever and deporting them etc. constant stream of pretty hateful intolerant comments and posts.

I've opened an anonymous Facebook account and now troll their comments, having a personal knowledge of their lives helps me tailor the trolling a bit.

Was at my grandmothers birthday earlier in the summer and was trolling whilst they were all there and I guess getting notifications. Was very enjoyable.

@mumofoneAloneandwell yes am over 50lb down on MJ and a total weight loss 10 stone over the last 10 years. I am a whole new person and it’s the best thing I ever did.

Me too! Not told anyone.

8 months now, just tapering off as happy with my loss but scared of the hunger pains coming back too quickly.

How much have you lost? Edit - just seen your update - well done!!

Definitely not. I've met him and his wife a few times and honestly I've more chance of winning Euromillions than either of them straying, they are absolutely devoted.

I'm so sorry OP 💐

New name for this as its outing.

ex boss tried it on with me. He is living with long term partner and teens, after they met at work (she was still married at time and was his secretary). After he’d admitted he’d not been faithful in the 19 years they’ve been together. He’s gone from one affair to another with short gaps in between.

Hes shagged everyone from receptionists to other senior partners at the firm.

He does generally choose people in a lower position so he has leverage 🤢.

He will ‘work’ until 1am some days but he’s actually sexting people (no not me - but not sure why he told me all this shit).

He’s currently shagging another team manager and they go on ‘work trips’ with clients so everyone must know.

Absolutely disgusted with him and he used the excuse that he’s just like roommates with his partner and they’ve not had sex since 2019. Am not surprised - I bet she knows and is just worn down.

Unfortunately she’s not working (been SAHM since they had their first) and he’s on over 170k so I bet she feels stuck.

Occasionally I see them out as a family and I’m always so tempted to say something but I don’t. He’s such a deceitful unpleasant man but has a very good ‘nice guy’ mask.

Took me ages to figure out who this is, but no.

I think there might be a lot of 80 years olds in the same position! My mother would describe many of her contemporaries as 'No better than she ought to be' or 'Selling it to Burtonwood' during the war when their husbands were away! Burtonwood was a large US base, (near Ikea).

I would have no hesitation in telling the boyfriend to get a DNA test, why should he be stuck with the financial burden of someone else's child and a feckless partner while he is working hard?

Years ago my late OH and I went into a posh shop and he chose some silk boxers. I went to pay and I could see Miss Smug's mind whirring as she took the payment so I said to OH 'How will you smuggle them into the house without Name knowing?', I think she almost wet herself at the intrigue.

They're not really an 80s band, they were formed in early 70s

@Phoebesparrow
Send an anonymous letter to the boyfriend and his family ASAP as well as to the family of the actual father so there's no way for her to wriggle out of it.

SLB DD?

I’m convinced me ex is the secret child of a former footballer. I know his mum and the player were “friends” as she used to say way back.

my ex looks so much like him it’s scary.

I’ve only ever told my thoughts to my mother who agrees it’s possible

I've no idea who any of these initials are. Enlighten me?

You lost me at 'sexy face'

Pp has already said no. The wife isn't famous

I was recently the subject of a real life indecent proposal situation. Haven't told anyone irl.

I know the person irl and know they are pretty wealthy so don't doubt they meant it.

Sting from The Police married to Trudie Styer

Thank you 🥺 x

Its fine honestly, I only remember him telling me off for my adhd traits as a kid.

And i'm free ☀️ - got my dd away from them all and we're making it on our own in a different part of london 🥰

Local builder fancies himself as a property developer and buys probate houses (usually bungalows) in decent areas owned by pensioners for a song, and then extends, renovates, puts v high end fixtures and fittings in. He then lives in them for a bit and then sells them. He has several sons in early twenties who he pays cash hand to help, ditto undocumented immigrants. He’s done one on my road, and lives there now. He has been pretty open with the neighbour about flipping things to avoid paying capital gains tax etc. He’s pissed off everyone with out of hours noisy working, parking issues, deliveries at the crack of dawn etc. He is not well liked.

What he doesn’t know is that the neighbour’s son works for Border Force and her DIL works for HMRC fraud. They’ve been compiling a dossier of information to take to their respective employers and are pretty confident that they’ll catch him for several million pounds worth of tax evasion.

Ooo 👀

Were you tempted? Was he hot?

I'll share this secret - if I recieved such a proposal as a single woman now, I'd go for it 🙈🤭

How did he see it before his wife?