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AIBU?

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To think that the best superpower would be freezing time?

21 replies

WhiteNoiseBlur · 10/08/2025 16:47

Was chatting with the kids about what superpower we would pick if we had the choice. I reckon being able to freeze time would be the best. Rules would be -

  1. everyone and everything on earth would freeze stationary apart from you.
  2. All ageing/degeneration would pause (you included). You could get so much done! You could have time to prepare yourself mentally for anything.

do you agree?

OP posts:
Tagyoureit · 10/08/2025 16:57

I'd go for mind reading and invisibility!
Though id love a magic wand for the housework 😂

BubblyBath178 · 10/08/2025 16:59

Time travel. I’d go ahead a couple of days, find out the lottery numbers, come back and buy myself a ticket using those numbers 😂

TranceNation · 10/08/2025 17:00

I'd go o for invisibility.

PInkyStarfish · 10/08/2025 17:10

Bernard’s Clock?

Also this wonderful episode -

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Or1UX7z8YBM&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

WARNING contains spoiler -
While digging in her garden, married housewife Penny unearths a wooden box containing a gold pendant in the shape of a sundial. She discovers that saying "shut up" while wearing the pendant causes the entire world but herself to become frozen in time and saying "start talking" makes everything begin moving again. She uses this power to give herself much-needed reprieves from the demands of her dim-witted and hapless husband Russell and their four children: Janet and Susan, who are always fighting; Bertie, who is clumsy; and Russell Jr., who is always playing pranks. She also silences news programs about recent arms talks between the United States and the Soviet Union and moves door-to-door anti-nuclear weapons activists away from her house while they are frozen in time.
One evening, the radio announces that nuclear missiles are heading for the United States from the Soviet Union. When the radio reveals that ICBMs have entered U.S. airspace, the terrified Penny freezes time, then leaves her house and walks through town. As she notices terrified people looking skyward, she looks up to see a Soviet nuclear missile frozen a few hundred feet in the air, nose down, and moments from impact. She is left with a no-win choice: unfreeze time and die or live eternally alone in a silent world.

breakfastdinnerandtea · 10/08/2025 17:14

YABU. The best superpower is teleportation. Fancy a proper French croissant for breakfast? Click, there. Fancy a day at a Greek beach? Click, on it. Want somewhere romantic for the night? Click, I can’t think of anywhere romantic but you get the gist.

mutinyonthetwix · 10/08/2025 17:27

Pedants' corner but if everything is frozen but you then that would include light so you wouldn't be able to see anything.

Jasnah · 10/08/2025 17:30

Shapeshifting has got to be the ultimate superpower. So much potential.

Otherwise, I'd go for the power of Awakening objects.

Thenose · 10/08/2025 17:31

I was only talking about this a few days ago, and I completely agree with you, OP.

Lostfidgetcube · 10/08/2025 17:32

I'd like teleportation please.

Dearg · 10/08/2025 17:36

I would like invisible teleportation, while sleeping. I reckon I could fix a lot of ‘problems’ while maintaining the alibi of being asleep in my bed . Like an invisible Villanelle.

I think of this often if I cannot sleep. I don’t care if that makes me a bit psycho.

PrincessofHyrule · 10/08/2025 17:55

I have given this some thought. I think a time rewind power would be useful. You'd use it differently if it was 30 secs, 5 mins, an hour or a day. But I think infinitely powerful

OminousRainCloud · 10/08/2025 17:58

I’ve been dreaming of this superpower for years but physics kept getting in the way. I don’t want to get any older but I want to be able to breathe and see. Can’t see how it could work really.

BigOldBlobsy · 10/08/2025 18:21

No way, teleporting myself and others would be my first choice (instant travel and safety to exit whenever) and then speaking any language in the world would be the secondary complementary power!

TheGoodOnesAreAllGone · 11/08/2025 00:03

My son and I had a similar conversation the other day and both agreed teleportation. With the caveat that you can take other people with you

Aprilrainagainagain · 11/08/2025 00:17

I would have the ability to put people into another person’s body.
I would stick Nigel Farage into the body of a woman in Sudan to start. Then all the gammons protesting in Epping into the bodies of asylum seekers. Just for a few weeks then they could come back.

5foot5 · 11/08/2025 00:20

You are all wrong. I know the best super power. I would be crypto woman.

Basically I would have the ability to break all codes and encryption. All your secrets and money are mine!

Loooop · 11/08/2025 00:31

It’s the Middle Aged mum’s dream superpower. Imagine getting everything done and time for a rest. I often think about it.

There used to be a kids programme about a girl who was maybe part alien who could do this by putting her index fingers together. The theme tune was “would you like to wish on a star, carry moon beams home in a jar … or are you better here on earth”

BusWankers · 11/08/2025 00:32

Id like the ability to selectively read minds.

I don't want to know what the dog, the neighbours and the fly are thinking. Just if I choose to, read the mind of that person there who is quietly sitting in a coffee shop.

Biyt then maybe I don't...what if they're thinking awful things?

No, I'll pick something else!!

BusWankers · 11/08/2025 00:34

Loooop · 11/08/2025 00:31

It’s the Middle Aged mum’s dream superpower. Imagine getting everything done and time for a rest. I often think about it.

There used to be a kids programme about a girl who was maybe part alien who could do this by putting her index fingers together. The theme tune was “would you like to wish on a star, carry moon beams home in a jar … or are you better here on earth”

Out of This World.

Thattimeofthenight · 11/08/2025 00:40

Women: you’d get so much done!
Men: there’s already a porn category for this.

Glindaa · 11/08/2025 00:47

I like the idea of telekinesis
turning back time might be the winner though

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