Reasons men have given you the ick part 2!

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Thread number 1
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5383729-please-tell-me-times-where-youve-got-the-ick-with-a-guy?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=app_share

i don't know how many more experiences will be shared but I'm hoping to continue the thread because thread number one has given me so so so many laughs.
I still have a lot of ick stories to share so without further ado..

Went on a date and the guy had what I can only describe as white string on his lips. I kept licking my lips in the hope he'd twig but to no avail I ended up saying DUDE you have a massive white string when you talk can you wipe it off.

didn't go down well and didn't see him again.

I had a ONS with a work colleague when I was 17 from a supermarket Saturday job. He kept referring to his.. Achem.. package as THE BIG DADDY.
it wasn't. That was a humbling experience.

please share yours!

(also it's same OP I've just got a shiny new username)

Ouch that's got to Sting.

I have two… and I’m not proud of myself for not getting out there before DTD.

Met both of them on the internet.

First one, described himself as gothic. I thought ‘Great! Black t shirts, tight trousers, biker boots, guyliner and silver jewellery, just my thing.’

Alas, he turned up in a 1700’s style frock coat thing, with lace cuffs and ruff, huge, and I do mean huge, platform boots. He looked like a cross between Ron Weasley in his dress robes and Scary Spice.

It is a testament to my incredibly low self esteem in my teens that I still slept with him. He was so so skinny and his protruding hip bones bruised my inner thighs.

Second…was called Troy….bad enough. We stayed in a hotel room, where he insisted on eating crab sticks before stripping off to show me his road sign ‘Turn Right Here’ bent winky.

Is this Ick by Proxy?🤔

A lovely man, but when he met people he spoke like a 1930s film actor.
”Good morrow my young friend” and “good evening my good sir”. Cringe.

My friend had been chatting to a man on line and agreed to meet. She was looking forward to the sightseeing followed by lunch he had promised.
Turned out to be a walk around the local town and a Sainsbury’s Meal Deal.

To be fair a lot of guys do this rather than buy a cock ring ( same effect )
keeps the dick hard
don’t ask I know this …
I couldn’t even begin to start with my “ick “ tales

I think my brother worked with him

I really don't want to know how that came up in conversation!

It's a long story,that I've told before on here but didn't add what happened later

I had a baby with my (then cocklodging alcoholic arsehole) boyfriend

I loved him so much and due to an abusive childhood,I couldn't see the line of red flags flapping in the breeze

Anyway,when bub got to 5 months,he beat me up and ran off with my best mate

They made my life hell-she wanted to play mummy with my baby and he wanted to hurt me as much as he could so took me to court and lied and lied about me (which the judge believed with zero proof)

They broke up and he just disappeared-hed dragged me through the courts for nothing (he didn't pay a penny,so a waste of taxpayers money and this prince refused to pay a penny in csa)

In my messed up,low self esteemed head,he was my one true love and he got away due to me being a crap girlfriend (I want to go back in time and slap myself stupid)

He had a habit of just disappearing and would show up after a year or so acting like he'd seen you the week before

Late one night,a few years after hed last taken me to court,he knocked on my door and did the whole 'me?I've not been anywhere' act

I agreed we could build up contact slowly as our child had a right to know their father but I wasn't having anyone rushing our child

He tried it on (of course he did,it wasn't about contact,it was about sex) but I couldn't get past his smell

It was a mix of poo,vinegar and bo,he had green teeth,grey skin and his hair was so thick with grease you could have filled a bucket with it (he was proud of the fact he washed once every 10 weeks or so-not a shower with soap,but a wet flannel rubbed around his willy for a few seconds)

Anything I'd felt for him over the years was killed stone dead and I saw him for what he is

(It won't surprise anyone to learn his latest shag had pulled her standards up and finished him,so he'd come sniffing around me and a few other exs for a shag and a bed for the night)

Same bloke had a son with another woman and as the child was a pre-teen,his mum gave him the choice of seeing his father

Ex took the child out for lunch and made his son pay for both of them out of his pocket money before sniffing around the mum and then fucked off again

Mum was so angry,son was so upset and he was smug that he'd got a free lunch

Filthy tosser

One of my exes wore flip flops with socks. Just the once mind .....

Oh no. I hope that he at least went for the posher £5.00 meal deal. Not that it makes it much better. 😂

Bring back capital punishment!

20 years ago in my teens I dated a guy for about 3 months. He flat out refused to wear a condom, I was a naïve 17 year old and didn't push the issue. To mitigate the need for a condom, when he was about to cum he would quickly tell me to get off, pinch his foreskin tightly together and cum. I would just have to stand there while he jolted about and then he would tip his willy back towards his stomach and let everything spew out.

He was only the second person I had slept with and thought this was all completely normal.

That's terrible and sounds like he was having an electric shock!

I dread the day I recognise myself on these threads

A guy who I was seeing for a bit who I wasn’t actually that physically attracted to would demand kisses in public by looking at me and doing two little “air kisses” at me and it still knocks me sick to think about. Also made me irrationally angry. 🤣

A guy I had been dating asked if I could make him a 'cheese chessboard' for dinner. Turned out he wanted me to cut squares of coloured and cheese and arrange it into a chessboard pattern on a plate. With chips to use as chess pieces.

Apparently his mum did it for him, and he saw no reason why I shouldn't also.

He was 39 years old.

I do this. As do millions of Japanese. In fact you can get special socks called Tabi socks.

He didn't put it around his dick it went on his balls!

Put that on too tight and problems getting it off.
That's a trip to AE.. imagine trying to explain that one.

Can't remember if I put this on the last thread. I ordered chicken cacciatore for dinner. When it came he said it looked like an abortion.....

I had sex with a guy like that too. Ugh!

I got the ick before the first date thankfully. Dodged a bullet with this prince.

He said he liked to give oral in the morning as he liked the taste of last night's sex. Including his own contribution.....😧

That made me laugh more than it should have 😁
This thread is littered with stomach churning stuff.

Guy I was dating seemed ok, met up a few times, he was sweet, thoughtful, intelligent and clearly interested. So we booked a weekend away and would be DTD for the first time. We arrived in our room and literally the first thing he said to me was “Can you shave my back please?” He was COVERED in hair. Instant ick and nearly vom.

There wasn’t a first time.

I got the ick with a friend once. She was finishing lunch when I got there.

She picked up the plate and held it in front of her face. Then proceeded to lick up and down the whole thing. She finished of any straggling sauce remains round the rim buy sticking her tongue on the edge and rotated the plate like a steering wheel. Gross 😦