Reasons men have given you the ick part 2!

[CircularMotionDementedThrustingGuy]

Thread number 1
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5383729-please-tell-me-times-where-youve-got-the-ick-with-a-guy?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=app_share

i don't know how many more experiences will be shared but I'm hoping to continue the thread because thread number one has given me so so so many laughs.
I still have a lot of ick stories to share so without further ado..

Went on a date and the guy had what I can only describe as white string on his lips. I kept licking my lips in the hope he'd twig but to no avail I ended up saying DUDE you have a massive white string when you talk can you wipe it off.

didn't go down well and didn't see him again.

I had a ONS with a work colleague when I was 17 from a supermarket Saturday job. He kept referring to his.. Achem.. package as THE BIG DADDY.
it wasn't. That was a humbling experience.

please share yours!

(also it's same OP I've just got a shiny new username)

That's disgusting on so many levels.

I think it's their way of showing their contempt for the woman.

My abusive ex did this after we separated. He would let himself in. Shit in the downstairs loo and not clean up after himself.
Did this whilst we are still married so the ick was there anyway.
leaving him was the best move ever.

He put the 'ick' in chicken. 😩

That’s just a “breeding kink” I expect and that he didn’t actually mean it 😂

There’s not enough men in here to make it much of a reading to be honest.

Maybe the thread should have been titled to include women as well?

Oh another… at 54, he didn’t know how to jump start a car ffs!

I'm much older than that and I'd have no idea how to. When that happened, did you show him how to?

I certainly did.. I also told him he’d need to keep his car running fur a while to get some more charge into the battery. I also suggested he bought himself some jump leads.

it was the ‘my car battery has died.. I’m on the side of the road, what do I do now?’ Ick ick ick

Firstly thanks to this thread for the new username, there were a few contenders from both threads but some icks were too much to repeat 🤢

When I was about 15 there was a boy I fancied in my wider social circle and it was starting to look like he reciprocated as we would hang out with each other more and more when the group met up. Bearing in mind this was the 2000s when you had limited amounts of credit you topped up on your phone as a teenager and every text counted. One day I found out I'd run out of credit even though I should have had plenty to last the rest of the month. Went into my sent messages and found crush had taken a candid photo of me on my phone, then MMS'd it to himself!!!! Couldn't get over that ick and in true teenager fashion just tried to avoid him in group settings after that.

Also from teenager days, had been chatting with a friend of a friend on MSN (ha) but hadn't met him in real life yet. Upgraded this to a phone call one day, but I could hear the occasional splashing... He was in the bath. I couldn't not picture him with Matey pirate bubble bath and a rubber duck. Blocked.

In my early 20s I met up with an old school friend where it'd been a bit "will they won't they" back in the day, as we'd bumped into each other at a street food market and had a lovely if brief chat. He said he had his own place and invited me over for a cuppa and a catch-up. Turns out he'd inherited the house from his granny when she'd died a year ago, but he had left everything as it was, frilly doilies and all. With the exception of the entire house absolutely reeking of weed, which presumably was not left over by poor, recently deceased granny...

@DiamanteTissueBox don't know why I'm getting Norman Bates vibes about grannies house.

I didn't stick around to find out! Imagine going upstairs and finding granny's clothes still laid out on the bed...

I found a suitable emoji for this!

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🤣🤣🤣 this made me lol so much I needed to visit the smallest room!

Oh my god, these are crackers!!!

Thats just nasty. Other posts have had me laugh and cringe in equal measure.

This did make me cry laughing. Can you imagine the explanation, erm well funny story erm....😂can this thread be moved to classics, the writing very funny and well written.

I have so many

eg

1. the man who walked with his arms and legs swinging together rather than on opposite sides (eg left arm forward at same time as left leg)

2. the man who had such small equipment that I didn’t know he’d started DTD

3. the man who in the cold light of day turned out to have buck teeth