Reasons men have given you the ick part 2!

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Thread number 1
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/5383729-please-tell-me-times-where-youve-got-the-ick-with-a-guy?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=app_share

i don't know how many more experiences will be shared but I'm hoping to continue the thread because thread number one has given me so so so many laughs.
I still have a lot of ick stories to share so without further ado..

Went on a date and the guy had what I can only describe as white string on his lips. I kept licking my lips in the hope he'd twig but to no avail I ended up saying DUDE you have a massive white string when you talk can you wipe it off.

didn't go down well and didn't see him again.

I had a ONS with a work colleague when I was 17 from a supermarket Saturday job. He kept referring to his.. Achem.. package as THE BIG DADDY.
it wasn't. That was a humbling experience.

please share yours!

(also it's same OP I've just got a shiny new username)

I had one who fell out of bed. Instant ick. Utterly ridiculous. 😂

He was called Gordon and had an identity bracelet with Gordon engraved on it.

I see your Gordon @MyDadWasAnArse and I raise you Bruce with a wooly zipped-up cardigan.

The one who claimed he could give himself a blowjob. Brilliant, crack on mate 😂

The one that wore flip flops wrong. Hard to believe, I know, but he put the post between toes 2 and 3.

I would bloody hope so 🤢

🤢

There was a thread on FB a while back. Gay date: a woman took her date home. In the morning she discovered she had had a dump in the shower. The remains were still around the plug hole!

Dunno if it was true or not, but the replies made laugh myself sick. But that’s just me.

You’ve just made me think of the woman who did a shit in a dates toilet, it wouldn’t flush so she tried to throw it out of the window and it went between the glass panes (old style window) then she got stuck trying to retrieve it so the fire service had to get her out 🤣

A guy I used to see would suck his thumb after sex. 😂 Needless to say, the relationship didn't last long

1. Guy with an obsession with me putting my finger/objects in his bum. Every single time.

1. Another guy who shaved his armpits.

1. Another guy who LIKED using that mint source shower gel on his balls

1. Another guy ate peanut butter with a finger out the jar, then double dipped

1. Another guy who openly picked his nose and ate it

Picked his nose and ate it 🤢

they're a different bread aren't they!

Now that's a mummies boy through and through!

NOOOOOOO did this actually happen!!

my Christ imagine trying to explain that to your date I am picturing this on the local Facebook page

'woman rescued by the fire and rescue service, rumours say she shit herself, we have contacted her for comment.'

I'm sorry but what in the cow hoof is going on!

Crikey, tantric yoga anyone?

I'd have got the ick just for the flip flops.

I don't know how we got here. If this is the peak of our evolution then we fucked it up somewhere along the road

I would have LOVED that!... love a hairy man!!

I’ve had that guy standing up on the bed over me suddenly and asking if I fancied sucking it - umm.
A guy with a souped up, body kitted Suburu picking me up on my street!
Returned next day whilst I was at work to put up a rotary dryer, wonky, as he noticed I didn’t have a washing line.
Told me not to worry my pretty little head about it - voting day.
Scared of ordering and also getting a carvery.
Phoned the day after the first date crying his ex had gone away with a guy and he was either going to follow and kill her or follow and kill himself (I was kind to him though readers!)
Had put on at least 6 stone between profile pic and meeting, but then told me on the way to drop me off near home he’d actually had several pints and a few joints before I met him so hoped there weren’t any police (I prayed!), then spent a long time after dropping by on text to tell me he was on a diet - was not the main issue in the end my friend!
Wore super tight jeans on quite unattractive legs (in the 80s - clearly stuck with me!)
These are all a small selection of separate dating events, but so many have given me the ick for using ‘quite’ not ‘quiet’ - yes, I’m shallow, but the last time I ignored this it didn’t turn out great so!
Anyway, good to be single and old enough to just know my patience levels around all/any guys would give me the ick quick, so I’m collecting no more stories - I have enough! Loving all these though.

I was weak with laughter after reading that post 😂😂😂

They had another date afterwards! Google it, there’s a photo 🤣

Why the fuck would you go on another date unless the guy found it funny. Me, id move and change my name!

I got second-hand ick from his mother the first time I met her. We hadn't been dating long but he invited me to his house. Mother disliked me on sight. I put my hand down to greet the family dog who seemed to take after mother and walked away. Mother said to the dog "Becky doesn't like you, do you Becky?".

Not me, but I was on a group night out and a friend had brought her new boyfriend along with her. He pointed his phone camera in her direction, so assuming he was trying to take a photo of her, she posed. He asked her to move out the way because he was trying to take a photo of the cityscape behind her for his Instagram story.