Page 29 | Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

yeahhhhmate · 2025-07-31T20:07:52+00:00

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these ill start: went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG) another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though. please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

rebmacesrevda · 01/08/2025 21:25

AhBiscuits · 01/08/2025 14:18

A few dates in. We had been kissing on the sofa and decided to move to the bedroom. I went to close the curtains, turned around and he was stood there completely naked. I swear his clothes must have been velcroed on.

My ex did this! So unsexy. I never once took his clothes off because he always whipped them off before I got a chance. Then he'd get in the bed, and I'd be stood there fully-clothed. He seemed to have no idea that sex includes undressing each other. In hindsight, I should've explained it to him, but this particular ick was the least of the problems in that relationship!

PixiePuffBall · 01/08/2025 21:33

Fancied himself as a musical artist. He wasn't bad at all actually but it was just how seriously he took himself and the image. Then we went to the Tate I think it was and he loudly said about an exhibition "oh wow this is the inspiration for my next music video" and broke into song. I wanted to die.

ScaredOfRat · 01/08/2025 21:34

neverbeenskiing · 31/07/2025 22:51

Pity there isn’t an exit interview type review you can give so they would know not to say things like ‘receive it’ again

Or some kind of review system so women can warn other women...like Trip Advisor but for dating...Dick Advisor?

"Dave is clean, friendly, well presented and conveniently located near to local amenities but unfortunately he refers to it as "sexy time" so I will not be returning"

😂

Buffy4Eva · 01/08/2025 21:36

Men in dressing gowns. Eeeewwww

Daygloboo · 01/08/2025 21:42

Crazymayfly · 01/08/2025 20:51

my London eye cystitis inducing guy also used to sweat ridiculous amounts whilst DTD - every time I’d be desperate to strip the bed as it was squelchy afterwards. Why did it take me years to realise it was icky?

The last straw was when I’d said repeatedly that I didn’t like him licking my teeth.

I have met many teeth lickers since - it’s a massive ick for me now. A deal breaker. One that I cannot overlook. I think it’s a trauma response from ‘sweat in my eye’ man. Like when monkeys clean their mates teeth 🤢🤢

I kissed a guy once who sort of whizzed his tongue round my mouth like a whisk. It was seriously weird..

Goldmist · 01/08/2025 21:46

So many weird ones out there!
First date with someone I'd been chatting to online. He was a good 20 years older than any photo he sent me. Went to the pub, he ordered a glass of tap water, was rude to the barmaid & told her he expected to not be charged for his drink. I left.
Met another from OLD, was going to spend the weekend at his. While DTD he leapt off the bed, said he had something for me & promptly poured a bottle of mint flavoured lube between my legs. I'm allergic to lube, I rushed to the bathroom to wash it off, got dressed & left. I spent the next few days with my fanny on 🔥! He kept asking to see me again as we had such a good time. Blocked.
Met someone at a pub at lunchtime. I drove there, he came on the train. Pub was very busy, we sat outside, every time he went to the bar, he got me a glass of coke & he got 2 pints, but he was also drinking a pint at the bar, 2 hours in and he was very drunk. Told me I wasn't his type because I didn't want to drink with him, id be fine driving home with 8 or 9 pints in me. Another one blocked.

Daygloboo · 01/08/2025 21:47

MartinBishopsbum · 01/08/2025 17:28

Was he Steven Tyler?

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Yeah...he didn't wanna miss a thing😂😂😂

Beachtastic · 01/08/2025 21:48

@Goldmist I did a double-take on "he came on the train" 🤣 nothing surprises me on this thread!

Trishthedish · 01/08/2025 21:51

WhatcakeshalIIbaketoday · 31/07/2025 21:45

😂😂😂 Did you respond with “ RECEIVED WITH THANKS”!!!

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Or, received, over and out. 😂😂😂

SaintNoMountainHighEnough · 01/08/2025 21:51

Buffy4Eva · 01/08/2025 21:36

Men in dressing gowns. Eeeewwww

If you would care to suggest a better way to negotiate my female dominated home when I need the loo in the middle of the night I'm all ears!

Daygloboo · 01/08/2025 21:51

Goldmist · 01/08/2025 21:46

So many weird ones out there!
First date with someone I'd been chatting to online. He was a good 20 years older than any photo he sent me. Went to the pub, he ordered a glass of tap water, was rude to the barmaid & told her he expected to not be charged for his drink. I left.
Met another from OLD, was going to spend the weekend at his. While DTD he leapt off the bed, said he had something for me & promptly poured a bottle of mint flavoured lube between my legs. I'm allergic to lube, I rushed to the bathroom to wash it off, got dressed & left. I spent the next few days with my fanny on 🔥! He kept asking to see me again as we had such a good time. Blocked.
Met someone at a pub at lunchtime. I drove there, he came on the train. Pub was very busy, we sat outside, every time he went to the bar, he got me a glass of coke & he got 2 pints, but he was also drinking a pint at the bar, 2 hours in and he was very drunk. Told me I wasn't his type because I didn't want to drink with him, id be fine driving home with 8 or 9 pints in me. Another one blocked.

Driving home with 9 pints in you😂

IleftmybaginNewportPagnell · 01/08/2025 21:55

Beachtastic · 01/08/2025 21:48

@Goldmist I did a double-take on "he came on the train" 🤣 nothing surprises me on this thread!

Me too - thought it was part of the story 😂

TheLudditesWereRight · 01/08/2025 21:59

I asked DH, for science. Went to hers for a shag, she explained which tea towels to use for what in the morning first.

Daygloboo · 01/08/2025 22:01

IleftmybaginNewportPagnell · 01/08/2025 21:55

Me too - thought it was part of the story 😂

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😂😂

mommatoone · 01/08/2025 22:03

Sorry nothing really to add to this thread. But ,this is the perfect example why we need the 🤣 emoji back !!!!!

ohime · 01/08/2025 22:03

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He was seriously sociopathic...

Bus2 · 01/08/2025 22:08

The first time we got naked he had a penis the size of my arm, no kidding! It was also dripping with pre-cum and made me want to throw up. There was no way i was letting that thing inside me, so i made up an emergency and left. That was the last time i saw him.

Illegally18 · 01/08/2025 22:08

AlertEagle · 01/08/2025 20:48

I would feel awkward in this situation but I can assume he has a close relationship with the women in his life, probably liked you a lot and wanted to show you to his family.

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???????

CutiePatootee · 01/08/2025 22:09

oldmanandtheangel · 31/07/2025 22:00

I know I've mentioned on here before in similar thread, but my first boyfriend, who couldn't pronounce his R's and would refer to himself in the third person, eg
'Wichard is widiculously wandy' . I can tell you, it didn't make me 'wandy' at all...

Oh I’m crying silently here…DP is asleep on sofa, so I’m laughing into my shirt!

Excellent thread for a Friday night! 🙌

SaintNoMountainHighEnough · 01/08/2025 22:12

Bus2 · 01/08/2025 22:08

The first time we got naked he had a penis the size of my arm, no kidding! It was also dripping with pre-cum and made me want to throw up. There was no way i was letting that thing inside me, so i made up an emergency and left. That was the last time i saw him.

I need to ask, for clarities sake. Pre or post erection?

KatsWhiskas · 01/08/2025 22:13

newtothisgreenstuff · 01/08/2025 13:58

A gem from POF….

Arrived to find a man 15 years older than his photo. We were both supposed to be late 20’s.

He was a musician. Toured with famous bands.

Bought me a pint, talked about himself for an hour and as I was using the thinking time to plan my exit, he sealed the deal…..

’When you are touring it’s just super attractive models, dying for a piece of you but now I’m a bit older and dating off the road you’ve got to lower your standards and go for someone normal, do you know what I mean?’

🤣😅🤣🤣

Illegally18 · 01/08/2025 22:15

Buffy4Eva · 01/08/2025 21:36

Men in dressing gowns. Eeeewwww

that's just a question of taste

merrymelody · 01/08/2025 22:15

This French guy I was dating. We had just DTD and unfortunately, my period had started. There was a tiny smear of blood on the sheet and on seeing it, he shoved me off the bed and started yanking the all the bedding off. I looked at him, mystified, and he snarled, “You don’t expect me to sleep in a pool* *of blood, do you?!” I left. Obviously I had given him the ick. 😑

HevenlyMeS · 01/08/2025 22:17

Bless you & so did I think it was all the very same guy too💚😅💚

HevenlyMeS · 01/08/2025 22:19

You're better off without him 😥Goodness what a complete, utter snob he was 😢
You deserve much better 💚🌼💚