Page 12 | Please tell me times where you've got the ick with a guy

yeahhhhmate · 2025-07-31T20:07:52+00:00

Lighthearted!! Just that really. I love hearing these ill start: went on a date with someone and we played shuffleboard and after every turn of his he would loudly exclaim 'GO ON THE TSG' (his initials) he also did it after random sentences like 'I'll get this drink, YES THE TSG) another guy would say WOOP WOOP and BOOM after every sentence. He ordered a steak and said to the waiter 'I'm going to have the steak please, well done, (another ick) WOOP WOOP Another guy we were DTD and he kept thrusting in a complete circular motion and I quite literally dried up and left another DTD time and the guys top lip and nostrils would spasm / quiver - I could get past that though. please tell me yours, I could do with a laugh!

InstantIck2 · 01/08/2025 00:47

WeveAllBeenThere · 01/08/2025 00:44

I’d had a holiday romance with an Australia guy when I was on holiday in Thailand, he was very handsome, tanned with short dark hair! I met back up with him a year later when I went traveling in Australia and he was Lilly white, with long hair had put on weight! That was a total shock when I saw him, but the ick came when he was trying to flagged down a taxi and was swinging his long hair around like he’d just stepped out of a herbal essence hair ad!

Laughing out loud at this 😂😂

MsDDxx · 01/08/2025 00:48

Missedthis · 31/07/2025 21:23

Jesus. I thought this was all one guy until your last line.

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So did I, I wondered why he was naked in front of his mum 😂

moto748e · 01/08/2025 00:50

Just gotta say, my mind is blown by the OP. Guys really say that? I thought it was only in US 'college jock' movies! 😁

AMurderofMurderingCrows · 01/08/2025 00:59

Told me to keep my 'front bum' warm for him

Not me but a friend DTD and he shouted 'yeehaw' every time he came.

Many years ago went out with a guy who would come into the pub I worked in and sat at the end of the bar staring at me like some weird love sick stalker.

Lurleenlumpkin79 · 01/08/2025 01:04

InstantIck2 · 31/07/2025 21:24

DTD - started yelling “Receive my di*ck. RECEIVE IT” repeatedly throughout

Thats actually disturbing 😱 wow! Porn addict probably.

InstantIck2 · 01/08/2025 01:07

AMurderofMurderingCrows · 01/08/2025 00:59

Told me to keep my 'front bum' warm for him

Not me but a friend DTD and he shouted 'yeehaw' every time he came.

Many years ago went out with a guy who would come into the pub I worked in and sat at the end of the bar staring at me like some weird love sick stalker.

Yeehaw 😂

Devonshiregal · 01/08/2025 01:08

mrschocolatte · 31/07/2025 22:06

I had a massive crush on a guy on my Uni course and we finally got together one night in the student union bar. Went in for a snog and all I got was…teeth. Didn’t matter what I did our teeth kept smashing into each other. I persevered and went back to his digs and he put 2 cigarettes on his bedside table which he explained was for ‘after we had sex’. I made my excuses and left.

On a first date with another guy and having dinner in a lovely restaurant. Every time I said something mildly amusing, he would chuckle and then shout ‘YOU ROCK’ accompanied by a strange hand gesture and fingers pointing in my general direction. I made my excuses and left.

I was doing the deed with another guy who kept calling me a ‘saucy wench’ with every thrust. If I could have, I would have made my excuses and left.

Wasn’t called Tim was he? I’m sure know this wench guy

InstantIck2 · 01/08/2025 01:10

Lurleenlumpkin79 · 01/08/2025 01:04

Thats actually disturbing 😱 wow! Porn addict probably.

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I’m not sure. He was tall, skinny and wet the bed - said he had some sort of bladder condition connected with dyslexia 🙄

GrandTheftWalrus · 01/08/2025 01:16

Had a ONS with a guy who got his dick out and said "get yer jaw round this"

Ellbee83 · 01/08/2025 01:20

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Buffypaws · 01/08/2025 01:21

Looked meek when ever I was around. Had a no short sleeves or shorts ever policy. I found it ick that he was that bothered about people seeing his not even that skinny arms. Get over yourself.

TootSweeties · 01/08/2025 01:26

This thread has had me in stitches. Howling here! I have a few…

Dated a DJ for a few weeks and was quite taken with him but he had this weird fascination with wanting to shove my hairbrush inside me. Not the handle but the bristles! He tried that a few times…had to keep batting it away…then ended it.

OLD and the guy had told me he had strong hands. They were tiny. Like the smallest hands I’d ever seen until I saw Donald Trump’s digits. He was trying to hide them all night. Then I found out he was still living with his girlfriend. Not together apparently but too much bullshit!

Went to see Semisonic with a cute musician and after the gig, while waiting on a bus, he sang Secret Smile to me. Apparently I had a secret smile and used it only for him. Wanted to love it because he was such a lovely guy but that almost ended me.

Electricrhubarb · 01/08/2025 01:28

First date, he worked in finance, I'm a nurse. Had quite a few drinks and we each bought equal rounds.
Then went for a really cheap Chinese in China town in a place with plastic tables and chairs and we shared special fried rice. When we finished he said shall we go 50/50.
We then got a taxi home, my flat was on the way to his so I paid the fare to where I lived.

Second date he complained about the cost of the taxi home from the first date, so wanted to leave early enough to get the train, fair enough I thought.

Third date he complained about the cost of drinks in a pub near to where I lived in west London, as where he lived south of the river it was much cheaper, and he couldn't afford it as although he lived with his parents he was saving to buy a house. I was absolutely starving so he told me to buy a packet of crisps. He wanted to come back to mine after the pub but by this time I'd got the serious ick at his stinginess and he stormed off in a huff when I said no. Never heard from him again.

saltandvinegarchipsticks · 01/08/2025 01:28

He was on top of me and a massive bogey fell out of his nostril and went into my mouth.

TootSweeties · 01/08/2025 01:29

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The guy’s name is still on there 🫣

TootSweeties · 01/08/2025 01:31

saltandvinegarchipsticks · 01/08/2025 01:28

He was on top of me and a massive bogey fell out of his nostril and went into my mouth.

No no no no nooooo

Stiffnewknee · 01/08/2025 01:31

InstantIck2 · 31/07/2025 21:24

DTD - started yelling “Receive my di*ck. RECEIVE IT” repeatedly throughout

Crying 😂😂😂

InstantIck2 · 01/08/2025 01:33

saltandvinegarchipsticks · 01/08/2025 01:28

He was on top of me and a massive bogey fell out of his nostril and went into my mouth.

🤢🤢🤢🤢

Ellbee83 · 01/08/2025 01:38

TootSweeties · 01/08/2025 01:29

The guy’s name is still on there 🫣

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Oh heck, so it is!

Alreadybroken · 01/08/2025 01:39

InstantIck2 · 01/08/2025 00:44

The sexters are the worst … I had one who texted badly written soft porn and then asked if I wanted to play hide the sausage.

Woke my dog up snorting at ‘play hide the sausage’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

InstantIck2 · 01/08/2025 01:45

Electricrhubarb · 01/08/2025 01:28

First date, he worked in finance, I'm a nurse. Had quite a few drinks and we each bought equal rounds.
Then went for a really cheap Chinese in China town in a place with plastic tables and chairs and we shared special fried rice. When we finished he said shall we go 50/50.
We then got a taxi home, my flat was on the way to his so I paid the fare to where I lived.

Second date he complained about the cost of the taxi home from the first date, so wanted to leave early enough to get the train, fair enough I thought.

Third date he complained about the cost of drinks in a pub near to where I lived in west London, as where he lived south of the river it was much cheaper, and he couldn't afford it as although he lived with his parents he was saving to buy a house. I was absolutely starving so he told me to buy a packet of crisps. He wanted to come back to mine after the pub but by this time I'd got the serious ick at his stinginess and he stormed off in a huff when I said no. Never heard from him again.

I had a date with a man from a posh part of North London, he insisted on the waiter bringing the card machine so I could pay my half of the pizza bill. When I ended it he said he would be very well off because his Dad owned a jewellers’ shop. When that didn’t work he told me I was getting a bit old (35) to be so picky.

starfishmummy · 01/08/2025 01:49

sammylady37 · 31/07/2025 22:04

I’ve mentioned this on similar threads before, but the guy who, whilst attempting to talk dirty, called my clit my ‘love pimple’

One guy referred to mine as a "little boat".

Disturbia81 · 01/08/2025 01:49

3luckystars · 31/07/2025 21:42

I don’t think men get it like women get it.
They would pretty much put up with anything just to get a ride, but I feel when women get repulsed on a deeper level, then they can’t have sex with them again once this happens.

Exactly.. we don’t want sex as much as they do so can say no easily, and be put off very easily. Anything odd, cheesy, smelly, cringy, too feminine, their walk, voice, clingyness etc etc
Not just sex but love can be ruined by ick.. I was besotted with someone but something he was doing totally put me off and it never came back. He couldn’t understand it

InstantIck2 · 01/08/2025 01:52

starfishmummy · 01/08/2025 01:49

One guy referred to mine as a "little boat".

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What?!

Wallawallakoala · 01/08/2025 01:52

Went on a date with a guy and everything I responded to that he liked he did the rock signal with his hand and closed his eyes nodding his head slowly…

anything that he wasn’t keen on he, again, closed his eyes and just froze for like 10 seconds and did this weird tut inhale thing. Gross.