To find the chap on Springwatch (he's also on Big Cat Diaries) sexy?

[expatinscotland]

That Simon bloke, that is.

He's HOT.

Gay, I reckon.

I thought you meant Bill Oddie.

lol . Not sure, he used to present regional wildife shows in the South many moons ago when he had hair! Didn't strike me as gay ....

How can he be gay when he's two times married with four kids?

Well, I never said i was a world authority on him or anything! Just comes across as a bit effeminite to me. Must be all that coo-ing over them rare Scottish birds.

Have you got some crested tits he can have a look at, expat?

Oh yes, Simon .....

I had a neighbour who looked just like him....sigh...he's moved now.....

Cough, oh yes, um Simon, he's so knowledgeable.

has he got a hat on now? and those chicken type things are freaking me out, they sound like blocked drains.

Not HOT exactly, but oh yes, he's lovely. I like his voice very much.

They're CAPERCAILLIES, not chickens!

dh is doing impressions of the chicken things now and also saying that kate humble so cute lol

metal peckers lol hell of a head ache i bet lol

i can't bear bill oddie, he spoils springwatch. moody git

i agree lol

i dont like his voice much

He has four children and an ex wife who looks like a fairy, I used to work in a shop when I was a teen and he used to come in.

Aww I love grumpy Bill. I'd rather watch him than that Titchmarsh bloke any day.

OOoooo, we have oystercatchers EVERYWHERE round here.

they eat loads of mussels and whelks and cockels.

where u be then