To ask what gives you the rage that probably shouldn't

[Tearsinheavens]

For me it's when I'm sleeping in, maybe at the weekend or if I've worked a late shift and I hear cars going past in the morning around 8am and they are blasting music. It gives me a desire to want to slap them. I know they are well within their rights to do so, and therefore I am being unreasonable but I am just convinced they are annoying people inside 🤣 I'm not a morning person. Obviously.

People who don't build their speed up as they come down sliproads to join motorway traffic and end up virtually driving level with you and expecting you to pull over and let them join the motorway.
Put your bloody foot down for God's sake so that your at a fast enough speed to join safely!

When I wash my hands and then realise there is no towel / dryer, or the towel is dirty or it is a crappy hand dryer that doesn't work. Something about being stuck with wet hands gives me instant rage!

Have lived in and around Essex my entire life. Have never seen anyone on a train with curlers in their hair.

I absolutely hate this too. Trying to join a road where the cars are racing past at 70mph, doing 37mph!

I’ll probably get piled on for this but people who call children ‘littlies’ or ‘smallies’ eugh.

people who hog the middle lane going 50 or 60 for no apparent reason 🤬🤬🤬 move over!!!!

I’m prepared to get flamed but my irritation comes from pensioners being in supermarkets during peak times. You are retired, stop contributing to busy times for those of us who work and are scarce for time.

The term “picky bits”, it’s everywhere including on ads at the moment. It’s just so pathetic and pretentious - it also makes me think of the crusty contents of nasal cavities. The term “Picky tea” is even worse.

Women who say thank you in that awful slightly squeaky, nasal tone trying to be cutesy: “thankyowwww” …I will slap you!

When people don’t reply to all in an email chain!! They’re cc’d for a reason you fool lol

Slow walking people browsing every single item on the shelves with their massive trolley in the way... how dare they 🤣 when im on a mission just to get to the garden aisle 😤🤬

Queuing in traffic and the car infront doesn’t move with the flow but waits for ages and then crawls the 20m gap they’re created. You see all the cars ahead moving, and I know it doesn’t really matter, but you then don’t know when the car infront is going to go. There is no predictability.

I love telling alexa to shut up 🤬 🤣

Part of the plan. Do a job badly and you will soon never have to do it again.

Does she? I am new to this Alexa malarkey having just bought an Amazon TV. I mainly use her to turn off the telly and find the correct app at the moment.

Being told to shush

Noises that are loud and unexpected or cut through in an annoying way. I have slight hearing loss and one of the unexpected symptoms is that certain noises are unbearable for me. Last night I was at my hobby where someone was addressing a large group of people. We were all silent, listening, and someone behind me started opening a flask of coffee and pouring it out, trickle trickle, clicking the lid on and off, rustling in his bag to get another cup etc and I just glared at him like he'd kicked my dog or similar. No-one else seemed bothered at all and I suspect I was very unreasonable to be so irritated but to me it seemed so loud it cut right across what the person talking was saying.

Alexa responds to Be Quiet and Shut Up but not Shut The Fuck Up.
Ask me how I know…

There isn’t actually such a thing as right of way around parked cars.

My elderly father insists on asking her shit while im in the room. I'm sitting there with a phone, a watch, and a clock on the wall and get "ALEXA WHAT TIME IS IT"

I want to launch them both into the sea.

The people who plonk (balance) a new roll on top of the empty cardboard tube. Just change the fucking roll - it's not difficult. hasn't happened since I changed role but this used to regularly give me the absolute rage

People using self service checkouts that don’t actually know what they’re doing drives me insane.
controversial opinion but elderly in the bank or post office holding up the queue when I’m on my lunch break and not much time. they are so slow and I know they’ve just as much right to be there but seriously they’ve got all day so why come to the bank at that time!
lastly people that sniff constantly I could scream 😱 just blow your nose ffs

People who say 'myself' and 'yourself' instead of you and me.

I spoke to yourself....

That was myself that called you...

STOP IT.

My partner does this to me all the time 😠

This fucking heat! Bring on the autumn

People who have the same last name as me but are no relation.

Like how dare you. That is my family name. I inherited it from my late father. How bloody intrusive and presumptive.

Even worse if I don't like them. How dare you besmirch my house.