Ffs, do not take your little kids to a graduation at all, even for doting parents,or partners, siblings, whatever, those fuckers are long and dull, little kids cannot cope with it(yes I’m looking at you, whoever brought their small children along to Man Met graduation last year, on our row, off to the loo, crying, shouting out”where’s Daddy?” every couple of minutes) As for hijacking everyone else’s day, just FO.